Ugh My WIFE

Ugh my WIFE

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hes so silly <333

𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲! ^^

Hi, I have a huge hyperfixation on good omens. I made a ghost au.

Cardinal Copia is the lost Horseman, Pestilence.

The twin brother of Pollution.

He used to have white hair and both eyes were white, but now he wears a single hazel contact.

He dyed his hair to seem more human when he joined the ghost project.

Crowley hated his guts. So did Aziraphale. However, he reunited with the two very later in the story. When he presented human as the lead singer of Ghost.

He wrote *Life Eternal* after he put the pieces together that the ineffable husbands were pining.

Pushing my good omens x ghost agenda

Bonus, I am a heavy believer that Azi is trans. That there is a trans man.

GOS1, Ep.6. It’s breaking me on my fifth rewatch.

Crowley looks to aziraphale, does the “enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” thing

THE SMILE. THE LITTLE TINY FUCKING SMIRK FROM AZIRAPHALE. Driving me wild. She knows she’s the bitchiest angel and god does she own it

This actually made my day oml!!! (I was the anon :3) —Henry

What do you think Copia would be like with a lover with Tics? Either Tourette’s, Nervous tics, or just the good old classic autism. I’ve got em bad rn and need Copia thoughts 😭😭

Hi, anon! Firstly, I'm so sorry that they have been acting up for you and I hope that you are able to gain some sort of comfort soon. I am not knowledgeable in the area of Tourette's so I am going to keep this a bit broad in range, as I don't want to misrepresent.

I feel like Copia would be extremely accommodating and would do some outside research on his own as not to bombard you with questions, even if you are comfortable in sharing your experience with him. He would rather you share on your own than pry.

As your relationship blossoms into something more serious, he starts to learn what can trigger larger episodes. Be it nervous tics, vocal, or motor, he tries his best to help ease you.

His favorite thing to do with you is to cook. He loves how concentrated you become and will often (with your permission) hug you from behind and rest his chin upon your shoulder. A gentle kiss pressed to your cheek. He is also great at gift giving. Things like noise canceling headphones or stim toys or even just the classic plushie. He always chooses the softest ones. The more tactile the better.

YESYEDYESYESYES I KNEW IT

Some dad copia thoughts/hcs below the cut

He'd always wanted to have kids but was worried that he wouldn't be a good parent bc he didn't exactly have any role models on the subject

( also considered himself unattractive so chances of having a partner were less than likely in his opinion. )

He'd never really given any thought to the idea of the kids being biologically his or not; happy with the idea of just having one

Is still in his cardinal era when he finds out about expecting the first baby. And spends at least a week wrestling with himself if he wants to keep it or not bc he'd never considered being the one to carry it.

After doing research and accepting that he really does want the baby, he stops taking his t-shot since there's risks to the baby if he continued while carrying

Decides to play it off like nothing is happening since he doesn't tell anyone

The ghouls can immediately smell smth different about him but can't pinpoint it

Plays off morning sickness as food poisoning (until he cant)

REFUSES to tell Imperator most of all

If she found out, copia can only imagine what she'd do. Instead suffers through his growing workload in miserable silence

Eventually he can't hide it anymore and the ghoulettes are the first to pick up on it.

They immediately begin pestering him. Making sure he's eating all the right things (even if it is halfway through the pregnancy)

Despite his best efforts to hide it, Imperator picked up on the issue a long time ago. Deciding that as long as he keeps working then it isn't an issue

He's been terrified of hospitals since he can remember (it made having top surgery extremely difficult) and decides to have the baby at the ministry but there's complications and what medical personnel they do have on the grounds end up doing a hack-job of a c-section (@southernshrimpghoul I'm stealing your idea)

But is overall happy that his daughter is a healthy baby

It takes an abnormally long time for him to heal which then DOES become an issue to Imperator and she makes sure copia knows it

Ends up forcing himself to do work while caring for the baby while also trying to heal from a botched surgery (which he thinks is how c-sections are supposed to be)

Ends up getting sick from not caring for himself

The incision does heal after a few months but it's still iffy

Eventually is able to resume his hrt shots

the incision still causes him pain from time to time

Almost 2-3 pass before he has his second daughter and once again the c-section is botched

Only this time it's a lot worse and he loses too much blood bc the "doctor" knicked a vessel or smth

The scar heals even worse and it isn't until a partner points it out years later and he immediately realizes that it was done wrong

Will eventually add more to these as I think of them. Also if it's the half ghoul girls, basically the pack figures it out immediately (more than likely because it's one of theirs.)

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‼️‼️🚨SPOILERS FOR RITE HERE RITE NOW!!!! ALERT!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!🚨‼️‼️

i got far too lost in the sauce and this scene had me bawling bro literally watching his mother die right infront of his very own eyes and i’m trying ti cope with the fact that everyone thinks he’s crazy and he’s all alone now GUH WAHHHH WAHH WAHHHHHHHHHH