So Let Me Get This Straight

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

the great british bake off mexican food ep should be classified as found footage horror

I asked Open AI to write fanfic about Lynda and Mothman. Hoo boy.

Here's what it generated:

The sun had set behind the town of Point Pleasant, casting a deep orange hue across the sky. The town was quiet, with only a few people walking around the sleepy streets. Suddenly, a deep rumble sounded in the air. Looking up, a large moth-like figure with bright red eyes descended from the sky. It was Mothman.

He had come to Point Pleasant to warn the people of a great danger. Suddenly, the figure of Lynda Carter appeared in the street. She had come to protect the town from the danger that Mothman had warned them of. With her lasso of truth and her superhuman strength, Lynda was ready to fight.

Mothman and Lynda faced off in a battle of good versus evil. For hours, they fought, neither one giving in. Finally, Lynda was able to use her lasso to bind Mothman and keep him away from the people of Point Pleasant. Without her strength and courage, the town would have been in danger from the mysterious Mothman.

The people of Point Pleasant thanked Lynda for her bravery and Mothman flew off into the night. From that day forward, the people of Point Pleasant always remembered the heroic deeds of Lynda Carter and the mysterious Mothman.

I love Ghost Files because what other paranormal investigation show will have someone fist fighting a ghost