This User Has Body Dysphoria

this user has body dysphoria

Its friday the 13th week time to celebrate the special boy

Every Friend Group should Include:

A Himbo

A Mean Bisexual

An Even Meaner Lesbian:

She/Theys

and He/Theys

A Token Straight that's on Thin Ice

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized

and A Short King

vincent and nubbins being absolutely adorable once again

HORROR-THEMED ASKS

(made up some of my own because i haven't seen any existing ones i liked—)

1. what's your favorite scary movie? you can only pick one.

2. what's your favorite horror subgenre?

3. you're planning a horror movie marathon with your friends - which movies are you picking?

4. you can go back in time and watch a horror movie of your choice on its premiere - which movie are you going to see?

5. if you were a character in a horror movie, what kind of movie would it be? what kind of character would you be? what would be your fate?

6. answer for real life vs if you were a slasher movie character: the local movie theater is showing your favorite horror movie but you've heard that something really fucked up happened at the theater in the town over; somebody got stabbed mid screening, apparently- but people are arguing about whether that was actually real or just some sort of publicity stunt... - are you still going to watch your favorite movie?

7. answer for real life vs if you were a slasher movie character: a murder has occurred. somebody you knew, though only in passing, got knifed by some psycho killer and the whole town is in shock. the school fool has taken it upon themselves to throw a party in the midst of all of this, "to celebrate life", as they say. - you get an invitation but are you going to the party?

8. answer for real life vs if you were a slasher movie character: you see a hitchhiker. do you pick them up?

9. answer for real life vs if you were a slasher movie character: you're a counsellor at a summer camp, newly re-opened after almost a decade. after a long day of getting everything ready for the campers, you are sitting at the fire with the other counsellors and one of them starts telling you how this place is supposed to be haunted, cursed, whatever term you want to use. your mind instantly connects the kind-of-odd things you've noticed and the strange feeling you've been getting throughout the day to this newly learned information. do you leave the camp? or at least consider doing so?

10. answer for real life vs if you were a slasher movie character: a strange figure is standing in front of your window; unmoving and simply staring at you. - what do you do?

11. answer for real life vs if you were a slasher movie character: you escaped the killer but your friends are still stuck on their hunting ground, hiding and running for their lives. do you go back for them?

12. could you be the final girl? be realistic.

13. you're offered the chance to privately talk to a horror villain of your choice, currently kept secure in a government facility. your safety during the encounter is guaranteed. do you take the offer? and if you do, who do you pick? why?

14. would you rather try to escape from michael myers chasing you with a knife, jason voorhees chasing you with his machete or freddy krueger tormeting you in your dreams and chasing you with his glove?

15. would you rather have a whimpering leatherface inch his chainsaw up your thigh or have billy lenz call you at all hours of the day moaning obscenities?

16. would you rather have billy lenz or ghostface harrass you over the phone? 

17. would you rather have chucky try and transfer his soul into your body or have the sawyer family try and put you on their dinner table?

18. would you rather summon candyman or open the box leading the cenobites to you?

19. the asker gets to make up a would-you-rather question of their own.

20. there's a rip in the fabric of the universe and you find yourself warped into a horror movie. which one is it? pick a movie you actually find interesting enough to want to be a part of, maybe one you've already imagined yourself as a character in- not one you just think would be easiest to stay alive in. the rules to your current situation are unclear; you don't know whether this is one of those "if you die in here, you die in real life" scenarios or not- so why not just aim for some fun right now.

21. is there a scary story that really frightens you or that just really stuck with you? a legend, a myth, something purely fictitious?

22. do you have any personal scary stories? something that happened to you or somebody close to you?

23. what are some things that give you the total creeps? places, items, even certain times that you try to avoid whenever possible?

24. do you believe that friday the 13ths are unlucky, lucky or just ordinary days like any other?

25. make a list: unlucky items.

26. make a list: lucky items.

27. do you have a superstition that stuck with you the most? a favorite superstition, perhaps?

28. do you believe in the legends and origins behind halloween?

29. are you dressing up this halloween?

30. what have you always wanted to dress up as on halloween but never had the chance to do?

31. make a list: halloween preparation shopping list.

32. do you have any favorite halloween traditions? any you personally follow or would like to follow?

33. what is the best way to spend halloween, in your opinion?

34. do you have any tips on how to make sure that your halloween is going to be awesome?

35. what would be the most ideal way to spend halloween to you? you can be as unrealistic as you want.

36. it's halloween! where are you? drunk off saints blood and levitating naked around the bonfire in the forest with the girls? or going on a thrill-kill spree, not worrying about being caught because you're blending in with the rest of the costumed and blood stained crowd, with the boys?

37. it's halloween! the clock strikes midnight and at the edge of town, a witch is trying to summon you. what items will she need for the spell to work?

38. are there any future horror releases that you are looking forward to?

39. what do you think of modern horror? in general, but also in comparison to horror of the past?

40. do you have any musings on what the future of horror may be?

but who cares? it's just us

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