Reblog And Put In The Tags What Your Dream Job Is

Reblog and put in the tags what your dream job is

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

quick doodle of sar my rock gnome warlock character!

this part from the chess game reblog if you agree

This episode was a doozy, but somehow my favorite part was the running bit of Matt being a misogynist. (Much love to Matt, I very much appreciate his ability to let himself be the butt of a good joke).  

[Audio Transcript:

[Instrumental version of Shania Twain’s “Man I Feel Like a Woman” plays in the background]

Matt: The more Freddie talks about Taylor the more clear that it is his mom is not a good person

Matt: Is she-

Will: I think it’s clear she’s not a good mom, I don’t know if it’s clear she’s not a good person

Matt: That’s true, that’s true, I meant good mom

Anthony: Matt doesn’t think women have value outside of being moms

Will: [laughter]

Matt [sadly]: Noooooo

Beth: That’s true

Anthony: [laughs]

Matt: Oh man, I was so pumped about this episode, now I’ve been-

Beth: Care to explain Matthew?

Matt: I’ve been put down a peg

Anthony: Your silence is deafening Matthew

Matt: Hi everybody, my name is Matthew Arnold, known misogynist

Anthony and Beth: [laughter]

Will: Hey everyone, I’m Will Campos

Matt: Lover of women

[laughter]

Beth: He has a wife

Will [like Borat]: My wife

Beth: Hi, my name is Beth May and I’m a known woman

[various gasps]

Beth: A real one

Will: Known woman known cry

Freddie and Beth: [laughter]

Beth: And I play Scary Marlowe

Freddie and Will: [gasp]

Beth: A goth punk seeker of darkness who is not like the other girls

Anthony: I noticed Matt didn’t do the gasp

Matt: I’m not scared of uhh I’m not scared of women

Freddie: Of wHAT!? Of WHO? Of what Matt? Of WHAT?

Anthony: [laughing]

Matt: I’m comfortable, I’m not scared

Beth: Well, okay

Matt: Uhh I got a natural 20. So I, 20 plus 3-

Freddie: OHH

Matt: So I look up at Scary and go

Link: Thanks Scary, oh my god here

Matt: And we do like the coolest predator high five

Beth: Okay cool

Matt: And then what do you say to me because I got a natural 20, like is it cool?

Beth: I say something really cool

Matt: Like what do you say?

Freddie: [snickers]

Beth: Ummmm

Matt: I wanna know, like is it cool?

Freddie: Paint a picture Beth

Anthony: So wait, rolling a natural 20 means you get to give up improv?

Matt, Freddie, Will: [laughter]

Will: You get to make someone else do the improv

Beth: Must be nice to put all the pressure on the woman Matt

Anthony: Yeah, just like Matt

[Music fades out]

Anthony: As artists we like to put parts of our own backstory into the podcast. I worked at a pizza place, Freddie’s from Seattle.

Beth: I’m a woman

[laughter]

End Audio Transcript]