I Have OCD And With That Comes Quasi-hallucinations, And I Grew Up Watching A Ton Of Horror Films So

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

literally everybody in peachyville is some form of not straight it’s hilarious

insert the box scene from dreamworks Madagascar

I can't go to the dndad UK tour because London is incredibly expensive and I have no one to go with and uni this is least girl coded life can get