Touchscreen Keyboards Are Like Fine And All But When My Fingers Go Click Click Click On A Real Keyboard

touchscreen keyboards are like fine and all but when my fingers go click click click on a real keyboard .…. .pushin all th buttons .. … …well thats nice

“What defines a relationship is the way you fight because when things are good, they’re good pay attention to the way things are when they’re bad and the way he treats you when he’s mad at you or the way he reacts when you’re angry with him and whether it’s “I love you, you idiot” or a door slammed on your fingers.”

— Something my mom said over breakfast (via extrasad)

Screaming this actually made me laugh too

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh