Funny Thought, Imagine Gojo, Geto, Nanami And Toji Reaction When Their Baby Tries To Breastfeed On Them

Funny thought, imagine gojo, geto, nanami and toji reaction when their baby tries to breastfeed on them like reader wasn’t home or was busy in another room while they take care of the baby and they were holding them in their bare naked chest so the baby thought that they had food like momma does. What would their thoughts be?

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I will gladly provide you dilf content, because unfortunately I am unhinged for beefy men😞and bestie with a few of these men I don’t think it’s a one time i like they don’t learn that poor baby is going to just try the next time they pick baby up😭tysm for requesting let me know if you want to see anything else because I love requests!!(I’ll make a jjk masterlist soon guys😭😭)

Tw- breastfeeding, idk how to call it but whatever is described in the request, also the word nipple😭, I do 100% know what you mean but like idk how to phrase half of it and it could be bad so idk! Let me know if I missed anything!!

Gojo

You’d fallen asleep pretty early and of course, Gojo thought it’d be nice to let you rest so of course when your baby started to cry he’d slowly gotten out of bed and creeped over to her cradle picking her up and laying her against his warm bare chest.

And she just scrunched up closer as he worked his way back in bed beside you. It normally took her awhile to go back to sleep anyways.

As Gojo adjusts himself he lowers her a bit down in his chest and poor little angel takes the opportunity.

Gojo winces.

He pushes her off of himself tsking lightly as he wags his finger like she knows any better before he gets her a bottle.

Geto

If you want me to be honest, it’s not the first time it’s happened😞it happened with the girls too but he just never learns.

You told him that morning to when you’d glanced over to see your son continuously try and lean over to get ahold of his dad’s chest so he’d been warned he just seriously couldn’t believe you!

“My boy would never do that” he scoffs turning as he bounces him on his hip lightly.

That is until you hear him shriek loudly.

“Oh what happened” you ask faux concern lacing your voice, you already know what happened.

“He bit my nipple!” Geto tells you holding his nipple with one hand and his son in his other arm.

He limps to the door as your precious baby claps and giggles happily when he sees his sisters appear behind you with their brows furrowed.

Needless to say, Geto did not take it well because his son bit him.

Nanami

You were taking a well deserved nap, Nanami having heard his alarm go off gently bounced your little girl in his arms.

The only sound in the house really being your soft snores and your daughter’s little gurgles.

Nanami pours the milk into the bottle before he places it into the warmer. Before he can even take it out he feels his daughter wiggle in his grasp, before she can do what she plans to Nanami adjusts her, “not today squirt” he whispers and she whines loudly to impatient to wait for her bottle.

Toji

You’re both laying in bed, Megumi is still asleep but your daughter is wide awake, she has been for quite some time. You’re scrolling through your phone and Toji has your daughter propped up on his stomach as she sits up.

She glances down and back up at him, before he knows it she’s lunging at him.

He pushes her back up by her forehead when he realizes and she’s got the cutest little pout obviously as she’s a baby she doesn’t realize it isn’t the same, you turn when Toji looks at you with furrowed brows as your baby continues to try and plow right through his hand with the determination of a grown man you burst out into laughter, Toji however is not impressed.

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favorite — gojo satoru x f!reader

ᴀ/ɴ: I literally no idea where or how did this appear, anyways enjoy <3 NOT proofread but really when did I ever 😭✋

you drowsily open your eyes and feel a weight on your chest, so you look down and are met with the cutest sight you have ever laid your eyes on.

your child is dozing on your chest, albeit yes drooling and his cheeks are puffing out like he is a small fish in water, but very cute.

in fact, you’re sure that your husband would gasp dramatically about how you both betrayed him and are having some family time without him because of this.

you smile at the thought, closing your eyes in content as you gently start patting your baby’s back at a steady and slow rhythm. soft snores are what he lets out as he is sleeping soundly and comfortably on your chest.

“what is this atrocity?!” is what you hear coming from the door followed by a gasp, “you’re having family time without me?! talk about betrayal!”

called it.

“welcome home, satoru,” you greet and said man just pouts.

his footsteps are getting closer and soon the bed dips and you open your eyes to see him, your husband, who’s looking very salty and displeased.

“are you trying to distract me from the crime you’re committing?”

you smirk, “technically, your son is the one who committed the crime.”

he narrows his eyes, “what…do you mean?”

“exactly what I said.”

“there is no way my own son would betray me!” he exclaims dramatically yet it is still hushed as to not wake the child up, “you’re trying to ruin our strong bond!”

you hum, “well your very pretty wife did so your son following the lead wouldn’t be a surprise.”

“my very pretty wife is a menace—“ he quickly retracts his words at the knife you have directed at his throat with your cursed energy, “I MEAN a gorgeous and hot woman who deserves the world to be at her feet!”

you nod, satisfied before continuing to pat your son’s back who lets out tiny little burp despite being asleep. a grin adorns your face and you place a kiss on top of his head.

“HAHA I GOT IT ON CAMERA!”

your husband, who is now holding the camera victoriously, exclaimed and looking very ready to show you his new treasure that will be added to his collection.

the both of you freeze however when your son starts fidgeting and his face twists as a wail builds up and his cries fill the room.

“gimme gimme gimme,” satoru insists and you give in. the man taking his son gently before holding him to his chest, “hey now buddy, daddy’s here.”

the boy’s cries have significantly calmed down already at the comforting touch of his father and satoru continues, “mama must’ve been really mean, huh?”

but the thing is, your son is a carbon copy of your husband, personality wise and under that category falls his undying love for you. it seemed that your satoru forgot that your son always makes it clear that he has a favorite and it’s you.

so after hearing his dad say that you’re mean which is not true, he smacks him right in the face and starts fussing and throwing his arms around, demanding he be let down by the man who dares call you mean.

gojo quickly gives him back to you, sighing, “how are babies so strong?” he complains as he holds his poor nose that got hit by the baby.

“it’s probably your genes, ‘toru,” you chuckle as you see your son’s drastic change in mood. he is now babbling and has a big smile on his face as he holds your hand.

“my strong and handsome husband,” you sigh happily and gojo laughs lightly.

he tilts his head with a small smile before leaning close to you, “pretty girl,” he lifts your chin with his index finger, “you act like you aren’t crazy strong and attractive as well.”

however, he doesn’t get the chance to finally get his welcome back kiss. “oompfh!—“ he yelps suddenly before holding his crotch and falling to the ground in pain.

you blink as you are puzzled and surprised, whether to look at your dying husband who just took a hit to the crotch or your son who was angry that his dad was taking your attention away and decided that eliminating the possibility of another sibling is the right revenge.

you settle for the former, “‘toru honey, are you okay?”

“what do you think?” he barely groans as he looks up at his son who is now smirking at him, at least as much as a 1 year old can smirk. someone’s gonna be more than trouble when he grows up, gojo thinks.

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Y/n: I’m too big to sit in your lap

Riddle, Silver, Sebek, Jack, Epel and Floyd: Offended and will prove you wrong.

Kalim, Malleus, Rook, Lilia, Ruggie and Deuce: Sad you think that.

Leona, Jade, Trey, Cater : Tells you to sit the fuck down.

Azul, Idia: probably cries because they want you to love yourself

Jamil: will have a full blown argument with you

Vil: tells you you’re perfect but is willing to help you with a diet plan if you wanted

Ace: makes a rude joke then feels bad about it

Bright Days like Daisies

Characters: Jade Leech, Floyd Leech, x Fem!Reader.

Genre: Platonic fluff, Familial love.

Summary: Wherein you bask in the warm love of your family on your seventeenth birthday.

Warnings:

Reader is a younger sister of the twins + has long wavy hair.

This fic is loosely inspired by my older sister who kinda reminds me of Floyd.

“Hey, give it back!” A shriek escaped your lips as Floyd snatched the pastel purple envelope in your hand.

“Catch me if you can, baby sis.” Floyd sported a mischievous grin as he started to make a run for it.

“Baby sis? I’m only a year younger, you silly eel.”

“Still older than you anyway.”

After nearly three minutes of chasing Floyd down the empty Mostro Lounge, you sighed in relief when Jade appeared, easily retrieving your birthday letter from his twin brother’s grasp.

“Shall we read it together?” Jade carefully tore the envelope open before handing it over to you.

“Curious much?” you sighed softly, gesturing them to settle beside you on the sofa.

“Of course we want to hear what Mother wrote to you.” Jade hummed, placing a quick kiss on your cheek.

You beamed a big smile as you began reading it aloud.

To my dear daughter whom I love with my whole heart, happy seventeenth birthday.

I wish you a wonderful celebration with your brothers and your friends.

When did you grow up so fast? It seems like it was only yesterday when your brothers were excited to welcome you to the world.

My precious daughter, I hope you always find love, light and happiness no matter where you are.

I hope you have the courage to experience new things, and explore the many places you wish to see.

I hope the happiest dreams visit you when you drift to sleep at night, and may you wake up with the brightest smiles on your face.

You might be a lady now, but always remember that you’re my lovely, little girl.

With love always, your Mom and Dad.

“You sweet, fortunate soul. Mother loves you too much, doesn’t she?” Jade glanced at you, a gentle smile gracing his serene face.

“Is this how it feels like to be Mama’s darling little girl?” Floyd countered in his usual teasing tone.

Setting the letter aside, you giggled at the twins’ reaction.

“You know that Mom and Dad loves us all equally, right?” you exclaimed brightly, giving them an endearing smile.

“Of course we know.” Floyd poked your side, a goofy grin playing on his lips.

“We’re only teasing you.” Jade laughed softly as he ruffled your wavy, teal hair affectionately.

But of course they were.

Were they even your big brothers if they didn’t exchange witty banters and playful remarks with you in every given opportunity?

𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬? [ 𝙎𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙏𝙒𝙎𝙏 ]

What happens when the play was going smoothly until (Name) suddenly stands up and comes back in a housewarden uniform cosplay?

Ft.Housewardens

✎Authors notes:

✎Readers gender is any including pronouns

✎i haven't fed you all so here's just a snack

✎Please tell me how I can get rid of my jaw popping whenever I move it, it's so annoying ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

✎Tell me if they're any mistakes I made and don't be shy to talk to me ^^ my inbox is 0 for a while now༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

✎The characters display might be ooc so I apologize for that^^

Riddle:

Confused on why you suddenly left mid conversation but shrugs it off .

Holy great seven

One thing you can describe him is a tomato right now

Tries to cover up his blushing face so you won't get any suspicions

Let's some lines slip by telling you should wear it a lot more without getting you suspicious

Leona:

Let's out a snicker

Now if you look good enough you can see he has blush on his face while smirking staring at you for a while

Will have this memory engraved on his mind

Looks more prideful before which confused ruggie

Kalim:

Surprisingly enough he held back on fangirling when you're still playing

But when your gone..

Oh buddy..

He will squeal and blush and jump around like he's on the good stuff

Tells everyone he knows about it and wouldn't shut up

"oh have you seen (name) in my uniform yet?! Look! look! Let me show you!"

Azul:

He will keep a *cough* 'calm' demeanor when you're still playing

Has a flushed up face that he's pretty sure you noticed

Always side glances you before looking away

Hides in his pot after you're gone or done playing

Floyd and Jade teases him about it making it one of the moments he will surely remember for a long time

Vil:

Has mix feelings about this

One of them is being, " you should wear my uniform more often

While the other is, oh.. your wearing his uniform Σ(ಠ_ಠ)

Doesn't let it bother him much but he does can be seen smiling more often than he used to

Malleus:

He will notice you leaving after he felt your warmth slowly fade away

Frowns when you had to go but then his personality made a 360° after he saw you in his uniform

A sudden light and blooming aura surrounded him and wants you his soon to be royalty to wear it more often

Bonus! He will probably even deck you out with your very own outfit when you ever come in twst which he made sure you will

Idia:

Was this a gift from the great seven?

Has his curse finally vanished?

He looked at you as if you were some kind of shining treasure waiting to be picked up and taken care off

You honestly thought the game was glitching when idia stood there for a good amount of time before snapping back to reality where you sighed in relief

He will immediately go back to his room after you were gone and squeals in his pillow

His hair started to turn pink at a quick pase while he just rolled back and forth in his bed hugging the pillow.

May have over 3 pictures of you in his uniform on the walls of his bed; I mean he doesn't want to forget this memory right?

He actually felt confident but then the feeling soon vanished when he saw extroverts running up to him.

" You look magnificent darling "

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