I Can't Stop Laughing Anytime I Think About Like Toddler Reader/baby Fushiguro Waking People Up At Night

I can't stop laughing anytime I think about like toddler reader/baby fushiguro waking people up at night like "I frew up"

Lol okay this is how I imagine they'd react:

Yandere Papa Toji Fushiguro:

He hears the sound of your little feet padding in, cracks an eye open and sees you standing there with a small face and teary eyes.

"What's wrong?" He croaks out, a hand reaching out to caress your face.

"I- I threw up."

Toji nods, pulling you up on his bed and grabs you a water bottle from his table, pushing it to your lips.

"You good?" He asks, wiping your face with his shirt.

"Yeah."

"You wanna sleep with me tonight?"

You nod, letting him plop you on his chest, kne arm securely around you while the other pulls the covers up.

Toji kisses your forehead and pats your back until you fall asleep.

Yandere Uncle Naoya Zenin:

You could've gone to anyone in the Zenin clan and they would've happily coddled you. But no, tou decided to give your beloved uncle the heart attack of his life.

Like Naoya opens his eyes and sees a dark shadow standing right next to his face and he almost shits the bed.

Luckily his hand hit the lights first.

"Y/n?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

You suck your bottom lip. "I- threw up."

"And? What do you expect me to do about it?" Naoya asks, watching you shrug. You then proceeded to throw up again, barely missing his foot. Naoya gasped at your audacity, as you stood there and stared back at him after you finished puking.

"Can I go run outside?"

"What-? NO!" Naoya face palms, before grabbing you, all his annoyance washed away when he felt how warm you were.

"Shit." He whispered. You're running a fever.

Naoya picked you up, letting you rest your head on his shoulder and walked out of his room, and down to one of the servants room. Of course, he kicked the poor guy off the bed to wake him up.

"I- who the fuck- M-master Naoya?!" The servant corrected himself.

"Shut it. Fetch the doctor, and have one of the chefs cook some soup for Y/n. And this better be done in the next 20 minutes or so help me god, I will break your neck."

Yandere Choso:

Panics. BIG TIME PANICS.

He thinks you're doing because why else would you be emptying your stomach?

Hauls you up and pretty much zooms to Yuji and wakes his ass up.

"YUJI! Y/N'S DYING!" and Yuji looks over at you and you look pretty content for someone who's dying.

"Choso, I need you to tell me what happened, calmly."

"I- I was holding her little hand when I put her to bed, Yuji- you know she can't sleep without holding my hand! And then, all of a sudden she lurches up and starts throwing up!"

Yuji looked at you both for a couple of seconds. "Is that it?"

"What do you mean "is that it"? SHE IS DYING-"

"Choso, shut up. Come on, I'll show you how to fix this."

Yandere Sukuna:

You summoned Sukuna in the middle of the night and he was concerned because he knew it was way past your bed time. But he masked his concern, as he usually does.

"What do you want, little brat?"

"I threw up..."

Sukuna sighs, picking you up and walking to the kitchen. He warned up some water and added a couple of leaves in it.

"Drink this, it'll heal your stomach."

When you smelled the concoction, you shook your head. But he persisted, pushing the hello kitty cup to your lips.

"Drink it. Or else you'll be sick for the rest of your life and you won't get to go to that pink hell cat store."

Of course, the bluff works.

Sukuna takes you out to the garden, a light breeze in the air. He unconsciously rocks you back and forth to sleep, his heart swelling with joy that you came to him for help.

There's something wrong with my tumblr because I can't give double spaces in between paragraphs.

cook your way to your man's heart!

Characters: Deuce, Ruggie, Jade, Malleus

Synopsis: In which you decide to cook your guy's favourite food to condition them into liking you. Don't underestimate a person in love!

Tags: fluff, crack, reader is good at cooking, food is used as bribery, bot proofread

Word count: 766

Notes: inspired by this post

Disclaimer: this post is entirely light-hearted and as a PSA, please do not manipulate people.

this man adores you to bits

house-spouse material!!

every time he's so curious to see what you made for him

is it an egg sandwich? a quiche? an omelette? egg rolls?

he'll happily eat all of it, he loves your food!

refuses to share with anyone else unless it’s you

he finds you so endearing and he really appreciates the gesture

he would offer to cook with you or help you wash the dishes

before he knows it, he wants to always be close to you

walks you to school every morning, saves you a seat at lunch, etc.

when you tell him you made him food bc you liked him, he’ll be ecstatic

you put in all that effort for him?? that’s so sweet of you!

he wants to introduce you to his mom and see you two working in the kitchen together, his two most favourite people in the world

"Prefect, thank you so much for making me food!" Deuce says heartily. "Everything tastes amazing, you're so talented! I'm so happy to eat your cooking!"

oh he falls for it so bad

house-spouse material no.2!!

while he's careful with trusting people, he can't deny seeing you makes him so happy and he just can't resist the food

every time he sees you his tail is shaking in excitement

he has half a mind to wonder where you're getting the expenses from to keep making food for him

but hey how could he ever resist donuts?

he's so flattered and wants to repay you somehow

finds more opportunities to spend time with you in his busy schedule

works extra hard to earn thaumarks and get you some gifts

also he's always there for you if you need help

by the time he realises, he's head over heels in love with you

he can't say he minds, you're such a lovely person and you come with great food!

"Wow Prefect, are you trying to bribe me with donuts? I'm not that easy, ya know. Shishishi!" Ruggie laughs, his lips coated in chocolate. "But I gotta say, these donuts are awesome. You really know how to make a guy feel special. Thanks a ton, you're the best," he beams.

he's cautious when you start giving him food withouta good reason

he knows what you're up to fast

what else would you expect from a master manipulator like himself?

he'll play along though, only to enjoy your cooking

he does appreciate the effort you're putting in to make him happy by preparing his favorite food

even though he knows, he still finds himself looking forward to seeing what new dish you might bring

would it be octopus carpaccio? a toasted mushroom and egg sandwich?

he loves everything you make for him

eventually he'll find himself in love with you, but only willfully

by that point he'll start teasing you and play around with your expectations to keep you on your toes

truly a match made in heaven, two scheming dorks in love

but hey, all's fair in the game of love

"Why thank you, Prefect. Your thoughtfulness is truly appreciated," Jade says as he savors another bite. "This octopus carpaccio is quite exquisite. Perhaps you'd be kind enough to impart some of your culinary secrets to me? I would love learning from such a skilled cook." He's smiling but there's a certain glint to his eyes.

happy dragon noises

he's so in love with you omg

he was already interested to you when he met you in ramshackle

but one night you started offering him ice cream?

he's smitten

and you made it by yourself???

lilia's holding him back from marrying you instantly

he’ll find himself visiting you whenever he’s craving food or you

he's so fascinated by how ice cream is made and all the different flavours he can try

insert image of malleus furiously shaking a plastic bag with ice and cream in it

appreciates your determination and hard work in the kitchen so much

it makes him feel so valued and cared for

gives you all of his treasures to woo you and pays for all of the ingredients

and offers to help you in the kitchen, although you should keep a close eye on him if you don't want ramshackle burnt to the ground

Malleus smiles at you contently. "Might I express my sincerest gratitude, prefect? Your efforts to make my favorite food are not unnoticed, and I am deeply appreciative of your kindness," he says. "Your gifts are cherished, and I find myself drawn to your company more and more each day."

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dating gojo satoru …

boyfriend! gojo who rarely spends time with other people except you, he gets scolded by his friends but he only replies with “It’s called baby time, it’s more important than anything.”

boyfriend! gojo who shows you off on all his social media, he’ll post you on his instagram story everyday, he even has your @username on his bio, he even has a highlight collection of all the stories he posted of you

boyfriend! gojo who unfollowed all other girls on all social media just for you, you told him he doesn’t have to but he insisted saying “they’re nobodies baby, they don’ deserve a follow.”

boyfriend! gojo who loves to go shopping with you, he likes to pick your clothes telling you that he has a better fashion sense than u

boyfriend! gojo who gets immature when it comes to fights, he doesn’t like taking them seriously, so when you get mad you give him the silent treatment and that’s when he apologizes

boyfriend! gojo gives you all his passwords from his phone, social medias, laptop, to his apartment code you tell him that he doesn’t have to do this to prove that he trust you because you already do trust him but satoru just ignored you and told you that he doesn’t need your comments

boyfriend! gojo who randomly sends you nudes out of nowhere

satoru [attachment: 1]

you okay

satoru anything else?

you yum?

satoru that’s the spirit

satoru now come home

satoru your hubby misses u

boyfriend! gojo who spanks your ass when he gets a chance too, you always scold him telling him it kind of hurts, his only reply is “can’t help it, my baby’s too sexy :(”

boyfriend! gojo who loves it when you get jealous, he says that it’s just proof that you really like him ( sometimes he purposely does it )

you why u flirting with her

you she wants you for real go fuck her

satoru who?

you blondie

satoru stop being jealous

satoru your pussy is the only one i’ll love forever

you shut up jackass

you leave that bitch alone pls :(

satoru okay, what my baby wants my baby gets

boyfriend! gojo who claims that you give him the best blowjob of his life every time you give him one

“toru, you say that all time quit playing.”

“oh but you do, they should give you an award.”

boyfriend! gojo who tweets a lot about you ( he only opens his twt when it’s about u )

@/gojosatorui miss my baby

@/gojosatorui’ll marry her

@/gojosatorushe’s mad at me :(

@/gojosatorugod i love my gf

@/gojosatorugood morning to my gf n fuck u lame ass bitches!!!

@/gojosatoru miss my wifey

@/gojosatoruim her favorite

@/gojosatoru shout out to [name] my future baby mama

boyfriend! gojo who will pick titties over ass, he likes to do everything with it

“toru stop! leave my boobies alone”

“sweetie they’re mine too”

boyfriend! gojo who secretly goes to your phone to see your cart list so he can be the one to buy the things you like for you, it’s his love language don’t fight with him

boyfriend! gojo who doesn’t believe in personal space, he doesn’t care what’s his is yours, he also hates it when you hides things from him, i mean why u leaving him out tho??? he believes that whatever your problem is it’s his problem too

boyfriend! gojo who calls you wifey for fun ( in his defense ur his future wife so it makes sense for him ) plus u find it cute :)

boyfriend! gojo who never goes to parties if you’re not with him, though before he started dating you he would go to parties every week it was his routine but ever since he met you satoru claims that he only wanna spends time with you

“just go, i’m not gonna get mad if you go.”

“stop forcing me stink, just wanna cuddle with you.”

“your friends are waiting for u toru.”

“don’t care, can i suck ur boobs????”

boyfriend! gojo he only gets serious when you get into a very very serious fight, like the one time you fought and you almost broke up, he’s like a whole new different person he gets mature on certain topics

boyfriend! gojo who can never imagine his life without you, he’ll do anything to save your relationship if things get bad

i love him

Nezuko Loves Baby

Tanjiro can’t find his sister but you know where she is. She’s cuddling your baby in her crib. I based this on a TikTok I saw of a little boy holding his newborn sister and refusing to let her go.

This was a predicament you never thought you’d find yourself in.

Ruka, your daughter, was fast asleep in her crib. Next to her was a demon, a demon you knew. Nezuko, in her tiniest form, was snuggled up next to your baby with an arm around her. It was adorable, but you figured Tanjiro would be looking for his sister. You had tried to remove Nezuko, but she pushed you away and pulled Ruka closer to her. Honestly, you were at a loss. Nezuko wouldn’t hurt you; you knew that. She was a special case, and the master had permitted her to fight with her brother.

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HEHEHE I NOTICED YOU DO JJJ ASK BUT IMAGINE AS IF Y/N PLAYING PEACEFUL NOT UNTIL MAKI HAD TO TAKE HER BLANKET TO WASH IT SINCE ITS BEEN DIRTY and like yuuji just holding here while baby yn whines and tries to escape from his grasp and then baby yn just dead ass summons sukuna from glaring at him yk and all of the teachers except for the higher ups just the teachers/sorceres watching AND. The students JSJSJSJ THEIR REACTION WOULD BE FUNNY

Blankie: Yandere Sukuna x toddler reader

"Shhh, Y/n- hey, hey, look at me." Yuji said as he bounced you in his lap, trying to make you stop crying because of the greatest offence anyone had committed- taking your blankie.

And here you were, thrashing about in Yuji's arms (because he was the only one around strong enough to hold you), sobbing your little heart out as Maki washed your pink Hello Kitty blankie that Toji had gotten you. It was your comfort item, especially when Toji disappeared for months, it was the only you could remember your father by.

But it was filthy now, mostly because you wouldn't go anywhere without it, dragging it through the garden when you were doing your zoomies, sometimes using it to strangle your Uncle Naoya.

So when Maki caught the sight of dirty pink blanket that you were snuggling in your nap, she took it away to wash it while Yuji kept an eye on you.

But the instant you woke up, you immediately began looking for your blankie, frustration growing the longer you couldn't find it. At first, Yuji tried to distract you by playing with you, but when that didn't work, he decided to pretend to help you look for your blankie. But he had made the mistake of looking away for one second, and you were out of his sight. He heard your little feet zooming away, and when he finally caught you, he was too late. You stood there frozen outside the laundry room as you watched Maki scrub your blankie hard to get rid of the mud stains.

It was all downhill from there. You lunged at her but Yuji caught you mid air and now you were struggling in his arms to save your precious blankie!

"Look, she's gonna give it back to you! I promise! She's just washing it-" but you Yuji couldn't console you, and neither could Megumi who had rushed over when he heard you crying.

Maki rolled her eyes. "Oh hush now, Y/n. You can have it when its all dry and clean. I just don't want you getting sick." She said as she continued to wash the rigid stains out of it.

But the longer your Aunt Maki took, the louder you cried. It was starting to worry Megumi because it was beginning to look like you were gonna lose your voice if you didn't stop crying, face all red and eyes now irritated from how much you had scratched them up.

"I'm gonna call Gojo sensei- maybe he could get her to calm down." Megumi said before leaving, praying that Gojo was on his back from the mission.

But it was only just a few minutes after Megumi had left when you had finally reached your limit. Yuji could only watch in bafflement when you suddenly went quite and looked at him with your brows furrowed and an angry little pout, then touched his chest with your hands and said very calmly:

"'Kuna."

And thats when Yuji lost consciousness while the king of curses took over his body.

Maki's blood ran cold as she saw the black markings appear on Yuji's face, eyes widening as she saw the evil curse for the first time.

Sukuna cracked his neck from side to side before finally opening his eyes, which moved from the shell shocked girl in the back to the sad little lump in his arms he knew too well.

"Hmm? You summoned me again?" Sukuna raised a brow at you, watching you frown sadly. Your red eyes, tear blotches- had you been crying?

"Now whats gotten you so upset, hm?" He asked, even though he had already watched everything unfold.

But his heart still pained ever so slightly when you whimpered with a fresh set of tears. "M-my blankie..."

Sukuna looked at you before looking at Maki, eyes narrowing in on the blanket she was clutching, ready to put in the dryer.

"Alright." Sukuna then switched on his stern tone. "Give the little brat her blankie. Now." He commanded, his grave expressions were enough to tell her that she wouldn't like the consequences.

With a shaky hand, Maki handed the dripping wet blanket to his outstretched hand. The moment Sukuna brought it close to you, you latched onto it, burying your face in the wet but clean blanket. Sukuna then left the hallway, walking towards the garden outside.

"Here, give me that for a second." You hesitantly gave your blankie to Sukuna, who took it and flicked it hard once, and now it was dry and fuzzy. He wrapped it around you, a lazy smile gracing his face as he watched you giggle and snuggle into the blanket.

"Thank you, Kuna!" You said, before kissing his cheek.

Sukuna rolled his eyes. Disgusting little brat. Do it again.

By the time, Gojo hauled ass home, you were already asleep in Sukuna's arms, talking in your sleep about Hello Kitty while Sukuna enjoyed the comforting silence with the birds chirping in the background. It was quite peaceful.

Until Gojo began charging at him. But right before he could obliterate him, Sukuna smirked before giving back control to Yuji who was confused when he felt Gojo punch his face, causing you to fly into the air and into Gojo's arms safely.

"W-what was that for?!" Yuji asked as he rubbed his cheek.

But Gojo didn't reply. No, he was too focused on the facts that he'd just learned:

1. You could summon Sukuna.

2. Sukuna was holding your defenceless little body, and yet you were still alive.

He held onto you tighter. He won't risk losing you to Sukuna. Or anybody else.

Little Monster

Dad Series

Sukuna Ryomen

Warnings: Trueform! Sukuna, Mentions of murder and eating women, Sukuna almost kills his baby, Sukuna being Sukuna

*Fluff starts in the next part

Ever since Sukuna found out about your pregnancy, he’s become hostile. He realized how attached he’s become to you, and the thought of losing you devastates him. He’s allowed himself to get so weak, especially for a human. Now you’re carrying his baby– One that’s already made you twice your size. You can barely walk. The thought that you’re carrying twins has crossed his mind, but he’s been assured that you aren’t.

You’re carrying one singular baby and you’re struggling. He’s scared that he’ll lose you during childbirth. If something were to happen to you, he’ll kill the baby. He’s already so set on hating the baby that’s inside of you. It’s taken his wife from him. You can barely do anything.

“Get the fuck out of my way.” Sukuna doesn’t have to be harsh to push the servant to the side. It’s just a soft shove, yet it’s enough to make her fall over. But when he walks in, it’s too late. The crying baby is on your chest and you’re already attached. If something were to happen to it, you’ll definitely rage.

You look at your husband, realizing it’s too late to give your baby to the midwife. Your baby is only safe with you. Sukuna takes in every detail of your messy state. You just had a fucking baby, you really can’t look your best.

“Get out.” He tells everyone else in the room, and they rush out of the room. Sukuna begins to walk over to you, while you make sure to cover your baby. He sits on the edge of the bed, “Can I hold my baby?”

“No.” You answer, not an ounce of fear in your voice for the first time. No matter how comfortable he’s made you, you’ve never had the courage to talk to him like this before.

“Let me hold my baby.” He demands.

“You first have to promise me that you won’t hurt her.” You say, and he clicks his tongue. Since when does he take orders from women? He eats them. “Sukuna, please promise me that you won’t hurt her.”

“Or what?” His voice is harsh. “Or what are you going to do?!”

“I’ll leave you and never come back.” You answer, and he laughs. When the laughter subsides, he speaks again,

“I’ll kill you first.” He replies.

“Kill me. But don’t you dare harm her.” You tell him. You know he’ll never lay a hand on you. He loves you too much to harm you in any way. It’s why he hates the baby you hold. “You won’t touch the baby until you can assure me that you won’t hurt her.”

“I won’t.” He lies. You’re foolish enough to believe him. You always want to believe the best in Sukuna. You’re hesitant, but you give her to him. He’s up to no good as he grabs her, but you can’t see it. “Just look at her.”

“Isn’t she beautiful?” You ask as Sukuna covers her up. He doesn’t really want to look at her. He just hums in response. He begins to walk away, and worry immediately consumes you. You try to get up, but it’s hard. You cry in pain at the sudden motion. He doesn’t have to run away, because you aren’t able to catch up to him in any way. You lay back in bed in pain, yelling, “Stop him!”

“We’re going to be fine, baby.” Sukuna coos, walking away. He walks outside, ready to take the baby to a secluded area. He walks far enough before the baby begins to cry. It’s annoying. It is a hot summer day and she has a warm blanket over her. He takes off the blanket, throwing it over his shoulder, and his eyes widen. You were right, she is beautiful.

“It’s okay, honey.” He’s on the verge of tears as he looks at her. The face that already looks just like yours. The little bit of pink hair that’s on her head. But what really catches Sukuna’s attention are her four little arms. The four little arms that go up into the air as she cries. “My daughter.”

He puts the blanket over her again and walks back inside. He’s about to curse himself out for thinking of harming such an innocent creature. His daughter. His cute little daughter that has four little arms.

He finds you up, walking towards the door. Ready to run after him, but he’s there. Holding your daughter in a pair of his arms. 

“Sukuna.” Relief washes over you as you hear your baby.

“Namie.” He smiles, something that’s ever-so-rare for him. But it’s not everyday that he finds a love like this one. He should’ve looked at her sooner. “Namie is the perfect name for her.”