I Have Been Saving This Since Last Year. Happy Earth Day Everyone.

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

Idia: I wanted a cat... But they didn't let me adopt because I scared the kittens... *sniffles*

Idia: They said I didn't look friendly enough huhu...

MC and Ortho: ...

MC: *puts one small kitten on top of his head*

Idia: ...

Idia: Huh?

MC: They let me adopt all the kittens they had. But I'm giving you this one.

MC: He looks like a mini-blue fireball.

Ortho: *giggles* He looks cozy sitting on your head, brother.

The kitten: Meow~.

Idia: ...

Idia: Mwehee.

Malleus: Do I, as your friend, have no right to feel jealous, child of man?

MC: Huh? What's with that question?

Malleus: Lilia has told me that jealousy isn't healthy between friends and that I shouldn't feel jealous when I see you with your other friends.

MC: ...

MC: Oh dear— Did you feel left out?

Malleus: ...

MC: Mal—

Malleus: I understand that I don't have much to offer.

MC: ...

MC: Do you want to go visit my parents with me? We'll be having a cookout!

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *cutely nods*

MC: Okay! Let's go!

Malleus: Oh. Don't we need to buy presents first?

MC: Nah~.

Malleus: *chuckles*

Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo (2004) dir. Elliot M. Bour and Saul Andrew Blinkoff

MC: *holding a demon baby*

WHB Leviathan: ...

WHB Leviathan: *glares* Whose demon is that?

MC: It's not mine, geez. I was just told to babysit.

WHB Leviathan: ...

WHB Leviathan: What do you even know about taking care of children?

MC: I used to babysit my cousins when they were little.

MC: This is easy-peasy.

MC: Right, my little ball of sunshine~?

The demon baby: *giggles*

WHB Leviathan: ...

Foras: His Majesty Leviathan wishes to impregnate you.

MC: What the— WHY?!!

Foras: *clears throat* For you to not hold another baby again, which is not his.

MC: ...

MC: I'm not ready for this shit. I'm leaving.

Foras: The exits have been blocked.

MC: ...