Warning: Grandma Has Breached Containment

Warning: Grandma has breached containment

I get that when March rolls around people think of Caesar and his death, but I, the Canadian I am thinking about how I wanna gamble by buying coffee in the morning

The line "Do bees use your skull to store honey" is being added to my list of insults

I am trapped. You can see it, but he is laying on my foot. I am fine for now, I have a coffee but it's almost out

Hey, what does this mean and why do I feel mildly called out

I swear this was an actual ad for a second and I almost scrolled past