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Muscle Memory

Muscle Memory

The ultimate goal of a jock is to stop thinking.

A real jock knows what he was made for, designed for - lifting, drinking, playing football, spreading his seed, asserting his dominance. So he strives to get better at every one of these things until they are all natural parts of him.

A jock achieves his greatest form when he executes every action on instinct.

Well developed muscles are the jocks most important trait, and his muscle memory is an extension of that. He executes every task impulsively, instantly, and so had no need for any conscious thoughts to clutter his brain. After all, it has to fit all the football plays for his position, exercises for every important muscle group, his body count.

When he enters the gym his arms begin putting the plates on the bar by default.

When he's standing on the line of scrimmage his body gets into position in the blink of an eye.

When he enters the frat house he automatically grabs a beer.

When he sees a mirror he flexes his arms. He doesn't think about it, he just does.

People find bro speak to be annoying, maybe funny, a clear sign of a jock's low IQ. But that is not the case. The jock knows he doesn't need to remember the whole dictionary to beat Michigan or State on the field. So his speech is basic, because it doesn't have to be anything else.

"duh bro"

"huhuhuhuhuh what's up dude?"

"hell yeah bruh"

"you speakin' to me nerd?"

"gonna get some pussy t'night bro"

The jock's mind is simply laser focused on becoming a champion, on taking the trophy into his hands.

Muscle Memory

bro, ya gotta understand, am not here to, like, do any of that nerd shit, right bruh, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh, am here to fuckin' play football dude! i aint got time for any thinkin' shit dude, gotta get fuckin' huge! what's yer pb on the bench, cause i gotta tell ya, am breaking 200 already bro! huhuhuhuhuh, duuuh dude, yeah bro

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