IM SCREAMING SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID AN EDIT

IM SCREAMING SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID AN EDIT

Less joking/elaborated answer- personally headcanon that Irken cuticle is naturally a very hostile environment for pathogens to exist on. There’s some room to potentially argue that they have a much more alkaline surface ph than we do, and their skin was already shown to possess anti-parasitic chemical properties. I don’t think they actually use water to clean themselves because I assume their self grooming habits are mostly about exfoliation. Their skin’s more durable than it looks and regenerates super quickly.

I DO like the dust bath idea, albeit knowing how dirt-free (and dirt repulsed) modern Irken society seems to be.

My original thought, however, cause of how I got so hung up on that “cleansing chalk” quote, was something literally like the body rock. Like, pumice stones.

Cause otherwise idk who the hell uses bar soap dry in this manner, or more importantly, why the original sound effects were scratchy and rough.

how does zim bathe himself if earth's water is too dangerously polluted for him does he just import space water or something does his protective paste slathering double as cleansing does he just go around stinking all over the place that would contradict my headcanon of zim having a unique and pleasant alien aroma

Your posts are in an AI model

and then Tumblr decided to sell them to AI models.

Now, don't get me wrong, tumblr selling out the users to AI companies is bad, yes, they shouldn't do that. It sucks.

but don't lets get this confused: your posts were already in there. Tumblr selling them is about tumblr making some money and about the AI models having more exhaustive post collections. It's not about your posts being in an AI model, vs not being in one. That battle has already been lost.

Can you find your post on google? Then it's almost certainly in an AI model already. Think about it: These AI sites showed up before all the sites were making deals to sell their users' content, right? How do you think they built them in the first place?

They scraped the posts. Just like google and bing and such do when they build their search indexes.

It's a fundamental part of how the open web works: you want your posts on tumblr to be visible to users, right? You want them to be readable?* Like, look how much stuff broke when twitter changed their whole read-while-not-logged-in policy, ruining a bunch of thread links/NSFW links. And if it's visible, it's scrapable. That's what the AI models were built on.

I've done website scraping before (not for AI models, of course. I was doing search engines and website archival), this is just how it works. You hire a few relatively smart CS graduates and tell them "build me a scraper that'll give us a bunch of tumblr posts" and they go off for a month or two and come back with a database of a few billion posts, and you stuff that into your AI model. That's how they got all the deviantart and flickr and twitter and pinterest and so on posts. They didn't pay for them: they just took them.

They only ever pay for this shit because either:

they fucked up in such a way that the site might be able to sue them for taking rather than paying

They can buy them cheaper than they can finish taking them. Maybe they'd need to pay the CS grads for an extra month? well, that might be more expensive than just throwing the site a couple hundred thousand bucks.

ANYWAY: my point is, don't treat this "oh no tumblr is selling our posts to AI" like it's a big thing that might happen and it would be bad to happen. Yes, it's bad, tumblr shouldn't do this, this'll let AI models get continual updates of content for far easier than just scraping them would be, tumblr betrayed user trust, and so on...

but realistically, this is not a black and white matter of "if only tumblr didn't do this, then we'd be safe from AI models!"

Nope. We already lost that battle. I'm sorry, and it does suck, but that's just how it is. The avalanche has already started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote. * I'm assuming here that you don't run a private blog that's set to only followers or something. You'd be safer then, of course, but you're not really my target audience for this rant

His mother’s name is “Puppet Queen” hfhfhhfd

See y’all at the races find me somewhere like

Invader Zim looks like this btw

Was nobody going to tell me there’s a racehorse named “Invader Zim”?

I am voluntarily choosing to believe this is how the Glasgow Wonka Warehouse Experience actually concluded

Knowing from “The Trial” about how far back the history between these two goes makes this scene so much funnier to me