An Invader Needs Help From No HHhelper!!

“An Invader needs help from no… HHhelper!!”

*The director proceeds to force the VA to endure the cinnamon challenge*

WAIT WAIT HOLD THE PHONE, STOP THE PRESSES

NEW HEAD CANON

Do y’all think Zim actually ate that sandwhich Red pulled out and gave him in the first ep?

Also how have none of us have stopped and asked yet what kind of maniac literally pockets a whole sandwhich for later in the first place

#Irken WAP

Yes I like that you get it

Dib idly humming Flibba Dibba Hoinka Smeedge (it’s still stuck in his head from the whole Florpus adventure) at the Skool and Zim groaning when he recognizes the tune. Shouts at him to cut it out immediately. Turns out at some point that song was basically the space equivalent of “Friday” or “What Does the Fox Say” and he could never stand it. The lyrics are also absurdly vulgar in another language.

Do y’all think Zim actually ate that sandwhich Red pulled out and gave him in the first ep?

Also how have none of us have stopped and asked yet what kind of maniac literally pockets a whole sandwhich for later in the first place

Second IZ Halloween Special idea - Zim’s gotten over the hysteria about the candy zombie assumption. A year was enough time to learn that the kids don’t literally become worse or more hideous monsters than they already are. It’s just a strange cultural dress up thing, yeah? Ergo, extremely conniving evil plan for the hell of it.

1. Give the disguise a day off for the whole holiday.

2. Attend Skool as normal.

3. Watch Dib start foaming at the mouth and get crazy carded again, because he’s full-exposed and everyone else believes it’s just a costume picked specifically to mess with him.

3. Relax and enjoy the slight convenience of not having to wear any of that crap for a day, the peaceful lunch break, and the amusing blissful ignorance of these idiot primates that can’t even see the enemy in plain sight.

4. Spend the evening watching GIR defending the lawn (absolutely obliterating those trick or treaters)

5. Bask in the fact that from now on, not even visual recorded evidence is going to raise suspicion among those students. Dib could literally show them a photo taken of him from inside the base and these tools are primed to reply “that’s just a picture of Zim in that tacky alien suit from Halloween”

3 minutes of stink man and his garbage son meaning everything to me