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“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly

Beautifuly written- and drawn.

Drawing a friends fursona named Ripley because I wanted to practice humanoids/furries

Original character, a snow leopard hybrid thing. I don't know but I love him

@ghostmig6 on tt

Silly silly goober so have him +yassified bc I can

@third..strike on tt

He's such a silly goober so have some fanart of him!!

Fruit TF 141

Pt. 1 (Soap & Price)

Our lovely blue-eyed lads as fruits :0 strawbarry sloane and soapple living their best life.

Ghost and Gaz are coming soon

Notes from a concerned medical professional who reads too much hurt/comfort:

(These are all things I've seen in Hazbin/Helluva fanfics)

(Tw: for injury, illness, gore, drug use, overdose, a lot of other things)

You cannot drug someone to sleep by overdosing them on melatonin. It will not work

Don't submerge an open wound or stitches in a bathtub/pool/etc it will introduce bacteria to the wound (taking a shower is usually fine, just skip the romantic bath)

On that note, stitches do not immediately stop a wound from bleeding and should not be used to solve every problem (never give yourself stitches unless you have absolutely no other choice they can trap infection inside the body when done incorrectly)

And, if the wound is extremely deep, a person may need several layers of stitches to piece together the skin, muscle, and viscera

You absolutely cannot get high on tylenol or ibuprofen even if you mix it with alcohol.

If you do mix tylenol or ibuprofen with alcohol it can cause internal bleeding/kidney damage/liver failure, so please don't do that

If someone is shivering from a high fever, don't cover them in blankets it will raise their body temperature even more (please try correctly dosed tylenol or ibuprofen for this)

Don't submerge someone with a high fever in ice water, they might go into shock (they also might panic and hurt themselves) in a pinch lukewarm water will do

Don't put ice on burns, run them under lukewarm or cool water instead

If someone overdoses on an opoid (heroin, morphine, various pain medications), there is a medicine called nalaxone (Narcan) that can reverse the effects of opioids (edit: thank you to @queerlybehooved)

If someone is bleeding profusely, don't just hold their head and whisper sweet nothings, put pressure on the wound!!!

If a bullet remains in a person’s body after being shot it most likely should not be dug out unless it's blocking something vital, the bullet is not the problem the damage it made in it's path is

This isn't a criticism of authors who have written things like this. A lot of it isn't common knowledge, and DIY healthcare is absolutely steeped in myth and misinformation. I just worry about disinformation being perpetuated (and I really enjoy accurate hurt/comfort)

If I got anything wrong, please let me know, and I'll edit the post. I'm far from perfect and appreciate good advice

Let me know if you guys want a fic rec list of my favorite Hazbin Hotel whump fics

What Soap & Y/n do on their off days 😂😂😂

GHOSTSOAP // "you sweet fucker" MINICOMIC!!!

biker!Ghost 3 1 , 2 , 3 , 3.5 , 4

Are you, like me, suddenly obsessed with COD and want to write fanfic, but you don't want to always follow the canon missions?

Introducing: the mission generator. Pick one thing from each catagory and write away. Assembled from various resources and my head.

Objective:

<air strike / aid / arm / assassinate / assault / bombard / breach / build / bypass / capture / clear / contact / contain / control / defend / destroy / disarm / disaster relief / disengage / disinformation / distract / escort / extract / guard / identify / infiltrate / interrogate / isolate / investigation / lead / liberate / medical assistance / neutralize / occupy / patrol / propagandize / recon / recruit / repair / rescue / sabotage / seize / supply / surveillance / train>

Target:

<ship / dictator / informant / army / navy / armor / missile / chemical gas / estate / financial institution / airplane / organization / religious icon / subject matter expert / terrorist cell / journalist / rebels / airforce / drug trafficker / intelligence agency / factory / general / supply chain / submarine / enemy base / hostage / safe house / WMD / monument / leader / deserters / militia / research center / lab / bridge / mountain pass>

Unforseen Complication:

<old rival / dependant / redundant cell / transportation problems / competition / blown cover / legal trouble / old enemy / natural disaster / love interest / old friend / wounded / illness / journalists / bad weather / civil unrest / emergency election / civilians in need / double agent / weapon malfunction / team separated / betrayal / mistaken identity / regime change / deserters / ambush / bad Intel / false flag op / sabotage / traps / hacking / capture / setup>

Location:

<city / town / village / estate / mountains / abandoned house / military base / port / desert / forest / plains / river / ocean / tunnel / caves / swamp / jungle / coast / volcano / ruins / arctic / tundra / hills / canyon / mountain pass>

Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

SEX-ED GUIDE, VIDEO SELECTION

Because the popular one going around since 2014 that's got 630,000 notes is full of broken links

Educational videos with Sexplanations/Dr. Lindsey Doe (also on Tumblr @tumblingdoe ), and Watts the Safeword + a couple of other sources.

GENITALIA

The Penis

Does Size Matter?

Curved Penises

Testicles

Can a Penis Break?

Vulvas and Vaginas

Hymen

Vaginismus 101

The Clitoris

37 Clitoris' (YouTube video contains images of human genitals in an educational context)

Vaginal Orgasms?

Kegals

HYGIENE

Vagina and Vulva Hygiene

Does My Dentist Know if I've Given Head

Butthole Maintainance

NON SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS

Bacterial Vaginosis 101

Yeast Infections 101

Urinary Tract Infections

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS

STIs (and puppy pictures)

HIV FAQ

PrEP

Lindsey Takes an HIV Test (no needles)

What is Herpes?

CONSENT

What is Consent

How to NOT Rape (consent 101/what is rape)

Saying No

Sexual Negotiation

Age of Consent

Consent and Kink - Watts the Safeword

DISABILITY AND SEXUALITY

Sex and Disabilities - Watts the Safeword

Disability and sex Dr. Doe

(Sex)abled: Disability Uncensored - Health Equity Institute

The Last Taboo: Sexuality and Disability Documentary

LGBTQIA+

Gender Affirming Surgeries

A Trans History

Questioning

Bisexual Erasure

Lesbian Flirting

Demisexuality

5 asexuality experiences

Polyamory, Asexuality, Nonbinary Journey: Interview

How Do I Know That I'm Intersex

RELATIONSHIPS

Monogamy with Hank Green

Polyamory

Polyam Lingo

Mismatched Sex Drives

Friends With Benefits

How to Date Long Distance

Finding a Partner

BARRIERS

Sex Shields

Condom Time - let's play

How to Put a Condom on an Intact Penis

More on Condoms

Internal Condoms

Boners vs Condoms - erection trouble?

CONTRACEPTION

Pregnancy Prevention

Choosing Birth Control

Emergency Contraception - Plan B, Morning After, Copper IUD

Does Pulling Out Work?

HAVING SEX

How to Get the Sex You Want

Sex and Autism

Orgasmic Sex Positions

First Time Tips

Fingering

Squirting

Anal Sex Prep

Anal Sex

Prostate Massage

Cunnilingus

Felatio

Analingus

Pegging

Transgender Sex

SEX TOYS

Toy Cleaning Experiment

Sex Toys 101

Vibrator Guide

DIY Sex Toys

DIY Dildos

DIY Fake Semen

Cock Rings

Clit Stimulators

KINK

Consent and Kink - Watts the Safeword

Aftercare - Watts The Safeword

Large Object Insertion

Kinky Red Flags - Watts the Safeword

Bondage 101

Trans and Kink - Watts the Safeword

Rubber Kink 101 - Watts the Safeword

Chastity for Beginners - Watts the Safeword

Pup Play for beginners - Watts the Safeword

Breathplay for Beginners - Watts the Safeword

Erotic Asphyxiation

A reminder!

You know when animals stretch and we go "oooo big stretch?"

Been drawing them happy too often recently

That is not a dude I thought would face off with cops on social media. Respect.

This is what set the police order off, btw:

Little fucking guy alert!!

[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

Muffin hath invaded Skitos shelf yet again (@skito.moz on tiktok)

I am so very sane you can definitely see it in my eyes

Artstyle inspired by @yooo-lets-go