Side Characters As McDonald's Employee Icons

Side characters as McDonald's employee icons

Okay but levi, satan, belphie would 100% despise me because I would stop at nothing to bite their tails.

Barb from the past event , I forgot to post it here. God do solmare knows exactly what we want from them boys

Random Obey Me body temp headcanons

Warmest

Diavolo - Literally hurts to touch him sometimes. His palms feel like the surface of the sun. (They don't sweat, though, which just makes it all the weirder)

Beelzebub - Definitely hot, but not unbearably so. Unlike Dia, this is a sweaty boy and will often wake up in the morning with hair stuck to his forehead.

Mammon - Less hot than just nice and warm. Probably your best bet for toasty cuddles bc you won't run any risk of overheating like with the above two, but still plenty of warmth for you to leech.

Satan - Another distinctly warm boy, but all his warmth is pulled into his core, so his extremities are much cooler than the rest of his body. Still, we haven't reached clammy territory yet, so they're not really that cold, just cooler in comparison.

Simeon - It's less that his body itself is warm than it is that he has a faint, warm glow seeming to radiate from him. Probably something to do with being an angel, but it's pretty nice either way. Feels a bit like you're a cat sitting in a sunny spot when you're next to him.

Asmodeus - Neither warm nor cold, really. His temperature fluctuates with the temperature of his surroundings. This means his temperature is never a sudden shock when he inevitably clings to you, but it also means he's not ideal for either huddling for warmth in cold weather or cooling off together in hot weather.

Lucifer - We have officially entered clammy territory. Much like Satan, Lucifer's extremities are much colder than his core, but since his core isn't all that warm to begin with, his hands and feet are pretty damn chilly.

Solomon - No warmth to be found here, he will sap any heat out of you, and he's enough of a bastard to do it. That said, if you generally run hot, it's actually pretty pleasant.

Belphegor - Your core temperature drops a hell of a lot while you're asleep, and given how rarely he's fully awake for long periods of time, he's just perpetually in that state. What his natural baseline temperature is like is a mystery even to himself.

Barbatos - Cold enough that you will instinctively recoil the first time you grab his hand. The tips of his fingers are often white from lack of circulation. He does have the decency to avoid cuddling too close without express permission, though.

Leviathan - Frigid and clammy. He's an aquatic snake boy idk what you expected. Unless you yourself run particularly hot, you will probably scream if his feet touch your legs while cuddling.

Coolest

Incorrect quotes#882 Punishment

Mc*scolds Barbatos for the hundredth time for not taking a break and resting*

Barb*gazes at the human lovingly*

Mc: Is any of this getting to you, Barbatos?!

Barb: You’re so gorgeous when you talk to me like that~

Mc*embarrassed* You’re so sweet, Barbie…I’m kind of speechless

Barb: Why don’t you come here and let me fix that~, Mon cher/cheri~

Mc: Gladly Cara m-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Barb*Sighs and mumbles underbreath*Damn...So close

...Shut up like you wouldn't want to see barbie in a maid outfit for punishment-