Sweet & Spicy Wyll Headcanons (GN Reader)

Sweet & Spicy Wyll Headcanons (GN Reader)

Author's Note: I need more Wyll. Every day. All the time. I'm romancing him on one of my playthroughs and it's definitely a slow burn but so worth the wait. He's adorable. Spicy below the cut~

Sweet

100% this man took in Yenna after the events of BG3. I'm convinced. Occasionally, she goes on adventures with her Uncle Halsin, but I think Wyll has always wanted to be a dad or at least can't stand the sight of anyone, especially a child, being so alone in the world. So she ends up being some mix of a daughter/little sibling to you guys.

As much as he wants to help his father heal the city, I think part of him still keeps him at arm's length for emotional safety, so I don't foresee him wanting to move back into the Ravengard home. He definitely visits and takes you and Yenna to see where he grew up, but I think it still holds a lot of hard memories there.

This means he finds you guys a small home on the outskirts of the city, close enough where he can be involved but still have his own place away from the madness of arguing city council members.

Loves to host holiday dinners for your group and everyone ends up laying anywhere and everywhere around the home. All the original group definitely takes comfort from sleeping near each other, so I can see everybody piling blankets and pillows in the floor, moving the couch of of the way to be near each other.

I think he would replace his sending stone eye with a glass one that is similar to his original color to have something of his old self to see when he looks in the mirror. I also think one of the reasons he put off being close to Tav, aside from being a romantic at heart, is so he could keep Mizora from witnessing any sort of intimacy and using it against him in the future before he got out of his pact.

Dates at the Elfsong, for sure. Likes going to visit all the people you met through the city. Taking Yenna with you guys when you go to visit Jaheira and her kids.

Dinners by candle light, babes. Obsessed with the way the light from the flames dance along your cheeks and the way your gaze warms at him over the table.

I feel like he enjoys domesticity, when you help each other around the house or when he cooks some recipes that Gale shared with him.

You guys baking and he sneezes and flour goes everywhere. The cake has to be remade now, but he could care less as he keeps you against the counter and presses kisses to your skin through the layer of flour.

A life with Wyll is a life of laughter. He loves to tell you jokes, but the thing is, these are jokes that he's heard in passing on the streets and he barely knows the punchline.

If you hear musicians in the street, he will always stop and pull you against him to dance. And absolutely dances in the rain. He'll stand with you in the pouring rain and take you against him, a hand on your lower back and the other holding your clasped hands between your bodies.

When he kisses you, he lingers there, forehead pressed to yours and just rests in your presence.

Spicy

Okay, so we already know he mentions bumps in unmentionable places after his transformation so 👀 keep that in mind.

Wyll Ravengard is positively ravenous. He has found his one true love with you and he cannot get enough.

Post the aforementioned candle lit dinner, he will stand up, blow out the candles, leaving the two of you in darkness. He comes behind you, reaching down to brush his fingers over your collar bones and help you out of your chair. When you kiss him, he helps you jump and wrap your legs around him and that man takes off for the bedroom.

As mentioned in Rolan's headcanons, the handlebar thing definitely applies here. Second dinner for him, he will spread your legs wide and feast~

Needs to hear you, how good he makes you feel. Whispers the dirtiest things you can imagine in your ear. Don't get me wrong, he's absolutely soft and precious, but now that he feels safe with someone, he wants to explore all the ways you can make each other feel bliss.

Likes to hold you against his chest if you bathe together post lovemaking. Kisses the back of your neck and helps you wash off. He's especially good with washing your hair, his fingers feel heavenly.

On that note, if you have longer hair and he's taking you from behind, he will grab a hold of it and tug as he pulls you back on his cock.

Not one for quickies so much, but it's definitely happened when you went to visit him while he works with the council so you could bring him lunch. It wasn't long before he'd pulled you into a spare room and put arcane lock on the door so he could bury his head between your thighs.

Quite obsessed with the way you take care of him in all forms & he's not afraid to beg. I envision his wrists tied together and you teasing him until he's whimpering for your touch.

Ensures you feel adored through every step. Worships your body and when he finishes, a mix of your name and hushed 'I love you's' stumble out of his mouth as his hips stutter.

Update: after seeing Neil Newbon in person: this is his height. my friend is 5’9 and they were the same height - so this is infinitely funnier.

It is infinitely funny to me that not only is Astarion only 5'9", his is also the ONLY companion's height Larian felt the need to specify. Like it doesn't matter to them if we think Halsin's tall, but hell will freeze over before they let us mistake Astarion for anything but average as fuck.

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

I love these two fr fr