Harry Hart X Reader I Saw That U J Checked Me Out

Harry Hart x reader I saw that u j checked me out

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If anyone asked… your beagle had torn your dress.

Lord knows you’d give poor Ernest a heart attack if you told him the truth of it. The hobbled old tailor had a habit of simply materializing whenever an agent or a customer needed assistance. He couldn’t have been more than a hundred and twenty years old, but you were still afraid of the way he would react if you admitted that the eight thousand pound dress you’d borrowed had been torn by an overzealous Harry Hart.

“Thank you again, Ernest! It looks brand new.” You twirled on the small pedestal as the small man shuffled his way towards the door, swinging it open to reveal the culprit behind the fashion disaster doing his best to appear nonchalant. 

The two men nodded to each other in passing, the silence filling the small fitting room caused you to turn your gaze towards your boyfriend. It seems the dress had the exact same affect on him now that it did last night, eyeing you appreciatively before you cleared your throat.

“I saw that! You just checked me out!” Your feet were aching from standing so long in uncomfortable undercover heels, plodding towards Agent Galahad and giving him your best stern look. “May I remind you that is exactly how we got here in the first place?” 

You should have realized you’d walked into a trap when he stepped further into the room with you, kicking the door shut behind him. “You’re absolutely right, darling. I suppose I had better help to take this off of you...”

You write Harry Hart so well! I look forward to the next reader insert with him, keep up the great work!

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