I Am Dying

I am dying

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

(via cantseawright)

Hello! Can you do "oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” with Harry Hart?

NSFW MEME ( currently closed ) ☕ —

If you had a pound for every time you and Harry bad been interrupted mid snog… you would be a rich, horny woman. 

It seems no matter where you were, several times a month your phone would ring and destroy the ambiance. You had tried turning your phone off completely - but Merlin simply hacked in and turned it back on and even louder. You stomped into the office that day and shouted words that, according to Harry “no lady should ever know.” 

Fast forward to now with your legs spread wide, Agent Galahad’s head set firmly between your legs and your hands in his hair. It felt like you were seconds away from your orgasm when Harry’s phone vibrated against the nightstand, legs slumping visibly in defeat. There was no way you could get off now… “I’m sorry, darling.” Harry told you, kissing the inside of your thigh before moving to answer his phone. 

When it came to suiting up that night, you decided to forgo your usual pair of panties and tuck them into your pocket instead. If your bosses contacted you on your day off for a simple bait and switch... you were going to make the most of it.

“Target confirmed, Agent Gawain. Good luck.” If you didn’t know any better you’d have said Merlin sounded timid in your ear, Harry’s mouth twitching as he tried to hide a slight smile. The two of your turned off your com system simultaneously, his hand squeezing your own in reassurance. “I’ll be watching the whole time, Gawain.” Even after years of working together, his simple ways of protecting you still made your heart flutter. Among other parts, at least. 

“I don’t doubt it, Agent Galahad." You quietly slipped out of the vehicle, tapping on the window until Harry rolled it down. “Oh, by the way? Look who’s not wearing any underwear.” 

His face flushed the same shade as the unworn material you were currently dangling through the open window. “ -- Such a cheeky little minx.”

I think one of the most underappreciated moments in Thor Ragnarok is

when Thor pokes the business card with his ‘umbrella’ while whispering “Loki?”

Like it is completely possible for Loki to inexplicably transform himself into a small white rectangle of cardstock

So he better poke it with a stick

Just in case cardstock Loki goes “Mblerg it’s me!” and stabs him or something

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.