Sirius: *sneezes*

sirius: *sneezes*

regulus, hiding under james' bed: bless you

sirius: god?

Rooster : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Hangman: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!!

Regulus Black being canonically described as “rather less handsome” than Sirius well yes because he’s not handsome he’s PRETTY I will not be taking questions.

Let me tell you something about what kind of abusive trash Lena Luthor is.

She was punching and murdering Kara in the virtual world for months

You say it’s coping mechanism? Nah. Do you want to know why? 

Because she was manipulating Kara and plotting how to HURT her for months and she did in the end.

She put her in a cage made of kryptonite, while screaming, gaslighting, accusing while poisoning her.

Friendly reminder that Lena knew exactly how painful and horrible it is when Kara is exposed, while not even being touched by it, but just being close to kryptonite and Lena put her into a cage made of it :)

And then she  screamed, gaslighted and victim blamed Kara :)

You know how bad it was? That Kara thought Lena was going to KILL her :)

For what? For not telling Lena her secret. Something she had right to keep for herself as long she was not comfortable to share. 

But when she was ready, she did. And what Lena did?

She hurt Kara every way imaginable, in the most horrible and manipulative way. She hurt Kara like no one ever before. 

And don;t let me even start to talk about how Lena kidnapped people, raped their minds, enslaved them and planned to do it to Kara too.

But Lena was sorry, so it’s everything fine, right?

Bullshit. And do you know why?

Because Supercorp shippers themselves set some “standards” for relationships and call EVERY Kara and Lena’s love interest abusive/toxic and trashed them even after they changed or apologized, claiming no matter what they do they will always stay abusers. And no one did to Kara even 1% of what Lena did to her. 

It’s standards of supercorp shippers. And after Lena did all of above to Kara, suddenly all her fans turned blind and ignored or excused her horrible actions.

So no, Supercorp is not an epic love story. It’s a badly written story of a toxic friendship of a woman who was too afraid to expose herself to her so called friend and an abusive woman who hurt her so called friend every way imaginable, physically and mentally, while excusing her actions because of being blinded by feelings and being in a dark place.

What is a perfect example of how abusive men excuse hurting their partners. And guess what? It’s not love.

strange with america: i believe in you. you’v been using your powers the entire time

strange with peter: yOu DIDNT asK FOr An aPPeAl aT the UNivErSity?!