I Need A Sex Toy That Makes My Dick Feel Like A Pigeon Being Sucked Into A Jet Engine

I need a sex toy that makes my dick feel like a pigeon being sucked into a jet engine

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How in the hell are drug addicts (and by drugs I mean HARD drugs) so skinny? Ik that they can reduce your appetite but like, are they just so hopped up all the time that they never eat? That sounds kinda scary. Like yea I wanna be skinny but idk that I’d go that far. My ED has limits.

Just weed for me pls thx (Cus it’s legal where I live yay!)