Your Characters Meet You But, They Know What You Did, That You Made Them, That You Decided Everything

Your characters meet you but, they know what you did, that you made them, that you decided everything that happened to them. You caused the trauma, you forced them to live lives of pain, all for the sake of so called “character development”

Yes well you see the thing is they are Not Real so

Oh right you're a canada

CANADA JUMPSCARE!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🧣🧣🧣🧣🧣🧣🧣❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️⛸⛸⛸⛸⛸⛸⛸🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨TIMMIES!!! MOOSE!!! HOCKEY!!! MAPLE SYRUP!!!

Another one

I found this weird mushroom the other day, I don't expect you to be able to tell what it is from my story because it doesn't have any pictures to go with it but you might find it cool nonetheless.

Anyway, I was picking up sticks (working for a family friend, i was being paid to do this) from a big yard when I thought I saw a little ball of Styrofoam. Being myself, I decided I was gonna nudge it around a little for fun.

Well it didn't budge at first, so I looked down and noticed how it wasn't styrofoam at all. I poked it (i had gloves on dw) and it squished, and then I kinda poked it some more until I walked away again.

Fast forward like an hour, I'm hauling this wheelbarrow of sticks and I ran right over the mushroom by accident. It split open and started oozing this sticky, runny whitish-clear liquid that bubbled a lot, which was cool to me, but I also elected to not touch my skin again with the glove in case that was toxic.

The mushroom itself was like a creamy white with some darker speckles and like I said, it looked like a ball of styrofoam at first.

Also I don't wanna send in two asks for this so, can I do a lil writing thing with the siblings au and the splitmind au like I did with the sizzling waters au?

From my first impression that sounds like a type of puffball mushroom, but the part that I’m not too sure about is the bubbly liquid. The puffballs I’m aware of have firmer spore masses or powdery ones, I can’t think of an example with a liquid interior. Stinkhorn eggs are round and filled with a pretty gross slime, but I don’t expect that the liquid would have bubbled, and they are more beige sometimes with white scaling on the top than cream. I doubt it would look like styrofoam lol. My identification knowledge comes almost exclusively from foraging books about the area live in, and we might live in very different climates. This mushroom might be one I’ve never even heard of before!

Also, I would absolutely love it if you wrote a story for my au!!! Like squeal and jump up-and-down level of happy :D

WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT NEVERMIND LMFAO

I found the wrong Mushroom Music playlist 😭

Hey bestie :3

Listen to the album Mushroom Music by louie zong. If u haven't already.

I love listening to it on repeat sometimes when I draw

(Btw u dont have a choice. LISTEN TO IT IS SO GOOD I SWEAR.)

I OWN ENTANGLED LIFE NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS ALSO A SONG WHAT THE HECK???

It’s such a fire book I got it when I was 14 and I loved it (it’s about mycology lol) that’s insane also wait is Merlin Sheldrake related to Cosmo Sheldrake??? Like the guy who made the moss song and the wiggle one and stuff??? And they collabed to write a song about the fungi book???

I’m so confused but like also that’s so cool what???

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Much better. Good to see at least someone has some sense around here.