Everyones Laughing At The Princess At The Executioner's Block Because Shes Rock Hard. The Executioner

everyones laughing at the princess at the executioner's block because shes rock hard. the executioner keeps on pretending to swing the blade to make her pant and moan isnt it disgusting lmaooo 🤭 yeah you can throw stuff if you want it's allowed

The stories are just so GOOD and I love it. the horny is also good too

what's crazy is I'm not even that HORNY about it, I know it's a shared universe erotic fiction setting but the stories are just genuinely GOOD and I like them for entirely non horny reasons

do I ALSO like them for horny reasons?

....uh, next question.

I now yearn to be an affini's floret and be pumped full with xenodrugs while I cuddle my mistress.

Anyways, my days been lovely and I hope yours is too

It’s super funny that 90% of the time whenever I tell a trans girl about the human domestication guide she’ll say something along the lines of “okay I’ll give it a shot but tbh I don’t read very much so idk” only for her to message me the next day with “that was the hottest porn I’ve ever read omg” before becoming obsessed with it for a week

Last time I was in close proximity to a wild animal I tried to catch it and got yelled at.

I almost caught it too :(

your "outdoor" floret is bad for the environment btw

I read Human Domestication Guide for the plot.