One Time In Middle School I Had To Do A Report On The Ethics Of A Company. I Tried To Do It On Lego But

One time in middle school I had to do a report on the ethics of a company. I tried to do it on Lego but I could not find any dirt on them, so I changed to Coca Cola. Which is how I found out about all the assassinations.

the moment I saw these photos of that Olympian gymnast posing with a giant cheese wheel I knew in my heart bart would be having the time of his life. He’s so cheesed for this opportunity.

I must be silly about this or I am afraid I shall certainly perish.

bart ate his fav cereal and is hogging the xbox

Shout out to all the bots in my messages that I can’t delete due to a glitch. I know they will be there for me when no one else is.

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)