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One Time In Middle School I Had To Do A Report On The Ethics Of A Company. I Tried To Do It On Lego But

One time in middle school I had to do a report on the ethics of a company. I tried to do it on Lego but I could not find any dirt on them, so I changed to Coca Cola. Which is how I found out about all the assassinations.


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10 months ago
The Moment I Saw These Photos Of That Olympian Gymnast Posing With A Giant Cheese Wheel I Knew In My

the moment I saw these photos of that Olympian gymnast posing with a giant cheese wheel I knew in my heart bart would be having the time of his life. He’s so cheesed for this opportunity.


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10 months ago

I must be silly about this or I am afraid I shall certainly perish.


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10 months ago
[ID: A youtube video titled: Only by killing Bart an peace come. The thumbnail is a redraw of Bart Simpson holding up a chair to whack someone with Thad Thawne as Inertia. He has blonde hair, and a black suit with a green lightning bolt down the center. While holding the chair he's glaring at Bart Allen, who's completely unaware and looking off to the right. Bart has fluffy brown hair, freckles, and a spoon in his mouth. The video is 18:15 in length. The video has 185k views and was posted 6 months ago. End ID]

bart ate his fav cereal and is hogging the xbox


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10 months ago

Shout out to all the bots in my messages that I can’t delete due to a glitch. I know they will be there for me when no one else is.


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10 months ago

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)


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