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girlbestfriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season

we asked girls what they think about since boys think about the roman empire, girl dinner, girl math, girl logic, let me explain world events to girls using shopping and boys as metaphors, not wearing makeup makes u a pick me, being butch somehow also makes u a pick me, so does being fat or ugly, hot girls read, hey if ur struggling financially or ur almost 18 and dont know what to do with ur life let me tell u how much money i made as a stripper doesnt that sound so much more fun than an office job, preventative botox, chemical peels that burn off the first three layers of ur skin, teen girls with 20 step skincare routines, a day in my life as a stay at home girlfriend, bimbocore, and this is all feminist actually do u want to kill urself yet

#jokes on you dana, he actually loves her

MYTHIC QUEST (2020-)

hello LGBTQLMNOP community

baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

Contender for my favorite tweet of all time

Me and my three best friends all converging in the same intersection at 60 miles per hour to play our favourite game car crash together

he’s asking the real questions

life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's just december life isn't unliveable it's

if i was dianna agron i’d wait for 1989 tv to drop, post a throwback thursday pic of my alice in wonderland tattoo and then log out

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

Happiness Will Come To You.