There Are Two Wolves Inside My Mind. The First Wants To Go Read All Of My Fics From A Readers Perspective

There are two wolves inside my mind. The first wants to go read all of my fics from a readers perspective to see what you guys see and also enjoy a fic that has everything that I want in it because I made it. The other is a literary critic and when it inevitably caves to the first one will proceed to freak out about every single spelling or grammar error and constantly think about how that should've been written differently because that is what it does to everyone's written works including my own

treated myself to a little 'sleeping for eight hours' last night but i need to be careful lest i grow dependent on such luxuries

I was just scrolling down on my own profile to see the stuff I’ve been reposting lately (cause I’m a nosey bitch even to myself, sue me) and I proved past me correct because I literally only saw the first image of this series and burst out laughing for no reason. Literally it’s not even related to aftg at this point, if I see this image in any context I will start laughing and I still can’t even begin to explain why

Mina, writing to Lucy: I cannot wait to hear how Jonathan is doing on his travels! He must be having such a lovely time <3

Jonathan, in his diary: OH GOD OH FUCK HE CAN CLIMB WALLS LIKE A LIZARD NOW. I HAVE ONLY A CRUCIFIX FOR PROTECTION AND I AM GOING TO DIE TO A LIZARD MAN. THERE IS NO WAY OF ESCAPE SO I MAY AS WELL WRITE MY GOODBYES. FAREWELL MINA!!!

Currently on a long layover and all I can think about as I sit in this airport is Andrew Minyard's fear of flying and the way that he solves it by questioning Neil about his family trauma and then proceeding to spin a pen in his hand for his entire flight