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Blog fit for @eeniemeenienini :)

Child reader with hades and persephone

Y/N: Pers per own?

Hades: Persephone

Y/N: Purse pony?

Hades: Persephone

Y/N: Persona-

Persephone: yknow what just call me mom-

ALSO CONGRATULATIONS ON COLLEGE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YESSS this is 100% the interaction that would go. And then it wouldn't be long before Hades tells you to call him dad too, with Zeus and Poseidon screaming in the background.

Okay but like imagine that toddler reader is just so cute and adorable, that really no one can resist her. But of course, when Hades brings you to Olympus, some gods are not...very accepting?

Take Ares for example. He's grumbling about how preposterous it is to have a mortal child- and why is this little human looking at me with twinkling eyes- hey, get it away-! What- why is it climbing into my lap? Hades get your human- oh, you like my knife? Yeah, it's very sharp. You can have it- maybe you aren't so bad...

So now Ares is laughing as you chase one of the servants with a golden knife. He'd grow so protective of you, not listening to a word against you. In his eyes, you can never do no wrong.

Persephone: mom, she's so good. Unbelievably nice for a human. You'd love her- Y/n, darling, what do you have there?

Y/n, grinning: a knife!

Persephone: NO! *zooms after reader*

Demeter, already having thoughts about adopting you as hers: hehe

Also,

Y/n: Dad?

Hades: yes, darling?

Y/n: I'm hungry

Hades, pulling out a pomegranate: lucky I have a snack right here.

Dirty minded sirius😏 and flirty moony 😳

moony, u flirt 😳 (from this)

Thank you so much!! <33

Headcanon

Once Dumbledore put Snape on probation and Slytherins just strike. They broke every rules. They disobeyed every order. They didn't care about house points they lost or detentions they got.They wanted their head of house back.After House Slytherin's hourglasses was empty and other professors and Filch couldn't spare their time to watch over Slytherin's detentions anymore, Dumbledore just gave in and asked Snape to resume his duty.Snape put a stop on the strike in short time and had serious talk with his disobedience Slytherins. It was a  year before Slytherin won the house cup 8 years in a row

i don’t make the rules

whats the point of even having a boyfriend if its not remus lupin, sirius black, or james potter