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Anything: *makes A Loud Noise*
Anything: *makes a loud noise*
Me: goodbye cruel world
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Haha, good luck figuring it out.
Re-blog this if:
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor
A Study in Pink: “I’m not going to kill you, I’m going to talk to you, and you’re going to kill yourself.”
The Great Game: “Kill you, don’t be so obvious.”
Reichnbach Fall: “Your only three friends in the world will die, unless...”
Bitches be like "im not gay" and then fall in love with BBC Irene Adler in 2 seconds
Im bitches
Me: I’m bi.
Some random homophobe: you’re going to hell then.
Me: this isn’t hell?