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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

elon it’s me, your guardian angel. taylor swift has endorsed a political candidate you don’t like—you have to tell her you will make her bear your child. use the social media website you paid 40 billion dollars for. tell her you’ll put a baby in her goddamn belly. that’s normal behavior and it will definitely get everyone on your side

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

MAKE FANDOM CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!! REBLOG IF YOU THING FANDOM SHOULD BE CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!!

I mean selfship, bad art, bad writing, bad cosplay, weird theories and harmless headcanons, crossover ships, oc x canon, mary sue ocs, all of it. If it’s for your own personal entertainment it hurts NOBODY!!!

YOU hates terfs

"Hello Hello" starts playing

Yes it is

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

my spidersona probably 

Recycled tumblr humor

If you notice me reblogging

a repost

stolen art

false information

etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

i think i am the funniest person in the world

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

I'm a menace to society

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...