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Arthur: *speaks*

Reader: “Goooooooood shit right there. That’s some goooooddd shit. Good shit. Sign me tf up." 

Arthur: *blinks*

Slashers’ Reaction to Getting a Cellphone

Jason Voorhees

Why? Why would he even need this, Y/N? Isn’t it a waste of money? After all, who else is he going to text, save you? Plus you live together? All you need to do is say the words ‘In case of emergency’ and he’s sold.

Gets ALL the protective features. I’m talking Otterbox case as a minimum, with a screen protector, hell, maybe even a lens protector. Why? Because nothing’s quite as fulfilling as impressing Jason Voorhees. He’d practically gush over your genius forethought.

Using Old Man Settings. Jason’s eyesight isn’t the best. *Holds phone up in front of his face as he uses his index finger to type.* Having the phone’s font size cranked to extra-large, you’ll tease him mercilessly–telling him to add you to his speed dial list, “In case you fall and can’t get up.”

Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface)

Realistically wouldn’t have one. Cellphones and the 1960′s aren’t historically compatible. That being said, let’s just pretend they are…

He wouldn’t text. Thomas is possibly dyslexic, which likely contributed to his school troubles. Likewise, he left school at a very young age. While spellcheck would be a godsend, he’d still feel uncomfortable–preferring sign language, instead.

He wouldn’t use it very much. Why would he? If he needs you, he can just jog upstairs and talk face-to-face. At most, he’d use it to view little texts you send him during the day–the ones reminding him that you love him.

Michael Myers

He’d be reluctant. Fine, he’ll use it. Just don’t expect him to allow these kinds of ‘upgrades’ all the time, Y/N. He’s still his own person. *Grumbles as he accepts the phone.*

He’d be the first to crack the screen. Knowing Michael, he’d have it in his pocket whilst going for a kill. One thing leads to another…he gets stabbed…falls back…and voila: a cracked screen. Does it bother him? No. Is he going to tell you about it? Absolutely not.

He’d probably lose his phone. And then low-key panic, knowing exactly where it is. (At a victim’s house…because it fell out of his baggy pocket when climbing through the window.) *Leaves without a word to retrieve his phone, cursing the piece of plastic the whole way there.*

He’d take…pictures. You won’t want to see the pictures…just…trust me. Seriously, Y/N: TRUST ME.

Brahms Heelshire

He’d be excited. Oh, imagine the apps he could download! One to track Y/N’s phone!? Yesssss. *Grins evilly, only to be pelted with water from the spray bottle.*

He’d take SO many pictures. Just…so many! Even worse, some would be of your less-than-flattering sleeping self. He’d love ruining your good mood with visual evidence that you don’t look like a Disney princess whilst asleep. And if you snore? Oh, he’ll make sure to send a video of that, too.

He’d spam you. If you’re living with Brahms, chances are you’ll give him the silent treatment at least once. And when that time arrives? “(Y/N). (Y/N). (Y/N). (Y/N). I know you’re getting my texts, (Y/N). Answer me, (Y/N). I’m sorry, (Y/N). I love you, (Y/N).” Prepare to block him.

Reader, to Lenny: “I never had a son before, but–”

Lenny: “… I’m older than you, Y/N…”

Reader: “… And?”

Worth Your While // Stiles Stilinski

Fandom: Teen Wolf Pairing: Stiles x reader Word count: 1.8k Warnings: Swears, my usual angsty beginning and fluffy ending

A/N: My 69th post…nice. Sorry, I am a literal child lol. Anywho, I really wanted to post something, but have had very little motivation to write lately. This lil one just so happened to be sitting in my drafts, so here you go! Enjoy!

P.S. I’m very slowly whipping up a part 2 to “road to recovery”, so you can probably expect that next!

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