18+ 19 yr old born in 2005
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Clown Doll Reader with a few different Yans (Lab Monster, Murder Clowns, Crime Boss, Bodyguard and Co-Host)
"Introducing the new Cloudy Acres Talking Clown Doll! Equipped with over a hundred phrases - this extra soft, extra cuddly plush will be all yours for ages of fun, friendship, and when you're in need of a big hug. Cherry scented!"
Lab Monster
The recording pauses. Beady eyes swift to anger center on the doll held in spindly limbs, a medium for the entity's rage found in the stitched smile. Its dripping jowls nuzzle and nip at the soft fabric skin; slinder talons yanking the toy's plastic cord.
"Are you having a good day? Mine's spectacular, cause I'm with you!"
The creature croons, raising its pitch to match the toy's bubbly air. "Youuu." It sinks its face into the doll's plush body, chirping and cooing with glee. Its coarse tongue tears at the doll's mouth stitching at it drags the slippery muscle back up to its lips, screwing into the fabric. The onlookers immediately look away, turning to face each other.
"I still don't see the reason we enable it so much. It's speech recognition has improved greatly, but this attachment to this television host could be a crutch in the future."
"Its hostility levels have greatly decreased since this introduction to the outside world. We only have one caretaker out on medical leave now rather than four in a body bag."
"True, but I still think we should cut these ties eventually."
"We really shouldn't have this discussion on free dress day. I can clearly see the signed shirt you're wearing."
Murder Clowns
The group of technicolor fiends crowd around their leader with their own mini idols in arms as said ringling pulls the string on their doll and holds it in the air.
"Smile!"
Cheers and hollers rivaling crowds twenty times their number break out within the group; the screams of those beside them as infectionous as the little clown's happy jingle and rebounding off each other. One of the clown's holding the truck driver at the back corner of the vehicle lightly smacks the back of his head - tears flowing anew.
"That means you too."
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Crime Boss
The tired store clerk rubs sleep from their eyes as they look up at the imposing figure. "Please- we haven't unloaded the shipment of those dolls yes. I'm sure you're child can wait until tomorrow morning..."
The boss nods at their on hand lackey. Without hesitation, they pull the gun from their holster and point it at his face. "I'm sure others can wait, but I have a meeting at dawn and I'd like to take what's mine before those greasy brats damage the whole stock so if you would be so kind - hand over the fucking keys."
Bodyguard and Co-Host
"Dont look so down. Lemme kiss everything better! Mwah, mwah."
Your bodyguard pushes the doll out of their face, swallowing the urge to your co-star in their puckered lips no matter how hard it fights to the surface. Mini you's were strapped to them everywhere the eye could see. From their hoodie pockets to their arms and atop their head - your co-star happily showed off their collect and used them to tease your poor guard.
"Look at this one. Limited edition, and they glow in the dark. Not supposed to come out unless next year! Such a cutie aren't they?"
"I don't care. Leave me alone." Your bodyguard pushes past your co-star who juggles the plushies and uses their body as a cushion before they hit the ground. Your guard speed walks away, glancing around every corner with each turn. Alone in your dressing room, they pull a doll from their pocket and tug its wire.
"I love you!"
They flush, smiling from ear to ear.
imagine running a clown tv show for children but then accidentally make an entire crime syndicate worship you? Works out
It just be like that sometimes. You can imagine clown reader's surprise when in between children and their parents there's these grown ass crooks waiting in line for autographs. They assume they're there for kids who couldn't make it, but when they ask for names things start to click and they realize these people are their old penpals and biggest contributors to their fan club. It's pretty much just:
Clown, borderline magician Reader is pretty oblivious to their yans, but if they knew about them they'd probably have the best escape plans.... and the worse.
Yan: Darling~ Where arrrre youuuuu~
[faint distant squeaks and jiggles]
Yan: There you are.
[Squeaks and jiggles intensify]
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Yan, standing over a chained up clown: I finally caught you, my love. Now you're all mine!
Clown Reader, fashioning a key out of a stale taffy: Not today, buster! [Unlocks their cuffs and cartwheels away]
Yan: Get back here or I'll-! [looks down to see that the cuffs are on them and the knife they had is now made out of a balloon] You cute, clever bastard
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Clown Reader, standing atop a bouncy castle: My heart is yours to possess if you successfully complete my trial. Many have tried. Many have failed
[Yan unsheathes a new, sharper knife]
Clown Reader: .....Well that's not very family friend of you
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Clown Reader: Wait! If you let me go now, I'll give you a creampie
Yan: There better not be any tricks behind this
Clown Reader, dropping a brick in the pie tin: I would never
Sketches of clown reader fem and masc
Sorry it's so messy lol
The smirks are taking me out. Absolute gremlin energy right there. How dare you torment and bless me with these designs because I would give my soul and the souls of mllions for those outfits and a billion more for those shoes. With those stompers all Clown Reader really needs to do is either step on their yans shoes or Sparta kick them out the nearest window. Thanks again 🤡
......creep clown reader that is all
Okay - not to sorta derail this but I feel villian clown would work best at the creep. Just a silly fucker who threatens people to their face and everyone just blushes and laughs them off
Creep/Villian Clown Reader: For my next trick, I'm gonna need your intestines to rearrange them into a cute little poodle
Yan: Oh - my, Y/n - I didn't know you were that kinky~
Creep Clown Reader: There is gasoline in the flower in my shirt
Yan: Ah, but even the brightest flame pales to the embers of my love for you
Creep Clown Reader: I have put bombs in multiple libraries.
clown loser reader with booze on one hand and the other honking their honk as they wail and yell that they have no bitches cause no clown has bitches boo hoo poor clown honk honk honk my as-
Loser Clown: Wahhh, my show is super popular and successful, but there's no one to blow me balloon :'(
Yan Fan: Um, not to bother you or anything - but I'm your biggest fan and I followed you to all your shows. Even home once. I'd personally be honored to be your spouse/personal toy and have you rearranged my organs every-
Loser Clown: Shut up! Can't you see I'm miserable?? Clowns get sad too
Yan Fan blushes like mad as Loser Clown starts crying: God, they're so hot
[Suggestive - food play mentions]
Birthday host clown darling-
Clown Reader who works at a circus themed ice-cream parlor and hosts for parties. They quickly gain favor with adults for their sweet nature and positive energy. It's easy to tell they're a lil shy in person, but in their element they become the center of attention and live up to their title as a performer. It's cute. Their fan club falls madder in love with their sweet clown watching the work their magic. When it's time to cut the cake, Reader leads the birthday person up to the front and asks them what they'd like to be drawn on the cake. They pour their heart into every piece and some of their admirers wonder if they wouldn't mind putting in a little more of themselves into their work
Reader one day to a party room with another request for their special cakes. The birthday person is a bit older than they're usual group but there's no age limit on fun. They even recognize them as a coworker off duty. Reader happily sets down the cake and starts to list off things they can draw for them. They've done rainbows, dinosaurs, smiley faces, hearts-
"You."
"Ok....is that y-o-u or the letter U?"
"I mean you. The frosting here is good, but I'm craving a different kind right about now."
The guest eyes fall on reader's bright belt buckle before looking up to meet their confused, flustered face - sweat wearing away at their face paint. Could they be any more adorable?
"I'm not quite sure what you mean by that - haha. I-I can draw you a butterfly?"
"I think by now you've gotten the general idea. Don't be shy- it's my birthday."
They do - but they just couldn't. Reader also knows it isn't their birthday. The thought of ruining such a beautiful cake in that way made it hard for them to even look at it. Why were they even humoring the idea in the first place- Customer satisfaction was important, but that's just so unsanitary and immoral and-
Clown Reader timidly tugs down their trousers, in disbelief with themselves for being aroused by the situation. Yan assures them its all perfectly natural and couches/aids them through painting the cake how they'd like it. They instruct reader to just relax and they'll take care of everything from then on. Clown Reader watches in horror as Yan eats the cake afterwards. That was always the intended goal, sure, but they never thought they'd really go through with eating their... The poor clown never understands how someone can be so depraved as to ask for something like that - especially when its order from them again and again even by other patrons. The room eventually just becomes the spot their stalkers fans go to love on their clown and get their just desserts from it
Timid clown darling thats so... ajdbsjks
The yans who are so desperate to please, such brats whomst tease threaten? Poor reader who awakwardly honks their nose to ease tension they fell, yan is totally revelling in that shy personality tho.
Till they giving reader gluck gluck, and theres just something so addicting about how they grip the back of their head. Clown makeup streaming down their face from sweat, such clown makeup smudged on yans face as well.
Just sharing my thoughts abt it.. might draw?
Thamks for the idea
Clowns are meant to entertain so when their yans offer them acts of service reader just shuts down for a second trying to figure out what they mean and just thinks they want to perform too - until they drop to their knees and start fiddling with reader's belt. Apologizes for pulling yans hair but they don't really have control of themselves with the things Yan does with their tongue and Yan thinks their little whimpers of apology are the cutest thing in the world. Reader's coworkers ask why they were crying because of the streaks through their makeup and reader once again shuts down because they obviously can't tell their coworkers their tears were from the stimulation of being drained by one of their crazy fans not even five minutes ago. Yans beg them to keep quiet because when clown darling is nervous they crack jokes and they don't want to start laughing while going down on their sweet, timid clown
Timid clown is my new love they are absolutely adorable
Timid clown darling is so happy to receive fan letters only instead of the well wishes of younger audiences it's the most depraved and twisted confessions of love from adult fans. I hc that timid clown has always used humor to cope and therefore not taken seriously by love interests in the past so to see people love their silly side and the shy person package with it brings them to tears. Sure, they should probably report the ones that threaten their managers lives or claim to know where they live. Or throw out notes written in blood, but they wanna feel special just a little longer before they do. Without a doubt - nearly has a heart attack from the first pair of used lingerie they receive
Holy shit skater clown darling, imagine
How did i miss this- Clown darling that just hits up local skate parks to bring a little joy into people's lives while breaking in their new roller skates just for it to blow up in their face as they give folks a little too much happiness that they crave more to the point they wanna take this silly fool home to keep as theirs alone
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Clown Reader: Hey there! Want a Balloon?
Yan: you're mine.
Clown Reader, slowly skating backwards: What was that? I couldn't hear you!
Yan: I said - you're mine
Clown Reader, pedaling faster: Oh nooo - I'm going down this hill and I can't stop myself- nooooo
Yan: we are on flat land..
Clown Reader: ... [throws glitter from their pocket in Yan's face and quickly turns on their heels - skating away like their life depends on it.]
Clown Darling -> Mime Darling. Silly lil sweetie who gets away from their yans in even sillier fashions. Maybe they're a toon too to explain how they're able to actually do things-
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Yan: Darling? Is that you?!
Mime Darling: !!! [Holds out their hands as if gripping the handles of a bicycle and cycles away]
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[Mime Darling sits in a box, sipping from an equally unseen tea cup as their yan claws and bangs from outside]
Yan: Sweetheart, let me in... Let me in!
[Mime Darling blows on the invisible wall of their box and draws a heart in the resulting fog as their Yan's sobs grow louder]
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Yan: No where for you to run now, Darling~
Mime Darling: >:( [points up their fingers like the barrel of a gun]
Yan: H-hey.... Take it easy
[Mime Darling shoots Yan, blasting them with freezing water as they laugh mutely]
Yan: Stop being so cute if you don't want me to kidnap you!
Vabanvsaguaus mime reader 🥺 is soooo cute what about them with the murder clowns, that one drabble with clown reader being found in a closet but the horn is invisible, also imagine some loony toons shit of them painting a door handle on wall and escaping their yandere, just jabshansgo goofy baby!!!
One of the murder clowns is about to smash their victims head open like a melon and in roles Mime Reader on their invisible bike and blowing the invisible whistle tied around their neck, scolding everyone for their misdeeds. God interactions with Mime Darling and the Murder Clowns would be equal parts cute and equal parts horrifying
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Murder Clown #1: You Ready?
Mime Darling: :D [nods excitedly, reeving the invisible chainsaw in their hands as the bigger clown picks them up]
Victim: What... what they going to do to me?
Murder Clown #2: Oh, them? Don't worry about them they're harmless. We're gonna break your legs, but they just want to carve shit into your walls
[Mime Reader carves a smiley face into the wall as the chainsaw's engine drowns out the screams behind them]
Neighbor Yan [finally working up the courage to meet their darling]: Y/n! Glad I managed too catch you before you left work for once- Speaking of work, you're a clown - yea?
Stripper Clown Reader: Oh, hello! Yes, you could say that. You should come watch me perform if you're ever in the area. You can also find some videos on my website if that works better for you.
Neighbor Yan: That so?- Thanks for the heads up!
[Later that week - Yan's family members attempt to contact them after several days of no contact.]
"Where on earth have you been?! We've been worried sick about you! ..... By the way, did you talk to that neighbor of yours about the party?"
Neighbor Yan [sitting in front of their computer, surrounded by multiple empty tissue boxes]: ...... I forgot.
How would jester and clown darling be if they met?
The best of friends! I once joked jester darling is an ancestor of clown darling. Mime, Jester, and Clown darling have an inseparable bond if existing in the same period. Unless they want to be stuck with a sad clown their yans better get used to their darling have two other important people in their life-
Clown Darling: Can I have friends over?
Yan: Hell n-
Clown Darling, on the verge of tears: :(
Yan: fine...
Clown Darling: Yay!
[Opens the door to greet Mime and Jester who are followed by their yans. Mime Darling is on a leash]
Clown Darling: Friends!
Jester Darling: Clownie!
Mime Darling, holding an invisible horn: affectionate honk :) <3
*sigh* How good would you say Cholly is at eating out reader?
Oh God I can't even begin to start with that why would you do this to me anon you know this weirdo would give absolutely insane head. They would not have to worry about their darling trying to settle with a human partner again because literally nobody can do the crazy shit they do
The silly bunny is back! Now, with our dear reader with them
This took so DAMN long because I'm trying out Krita, and it was such a messy process compared to Procreate
Luckily, I'm getting the hang of it, so now Reader's character is next <3
OC made by @heartfullofleeches
AND WE'RE BACK!!! 💖💖
We're back, now with Reader's or Rae's character sheet!! Along with how I believe Jammie would look like, cause I don't think we got an actual description of him, but no matter! We press on
OC made by @heartfullofleeches
Can I request elf bottom reader x male human/orc? With size difference and a bit of feminization, maybe?
hope you're having a good day <3
<3333 smooches ur forehead,,MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,,orc character,, Size diff,,Feminization,,manipulation,,bj,, hole as pussy
You were isolated ever since you were a young boy,,being an elven prince was such difficult duty due to the decline of the species,,humans,orcs and even faes have succeeded where your kind has failed :(
Elves were designed to be pretty creatures,,no matter gender,, it was an evolution strain to better attract mates to save Elves from extinction but it seemed to work a little too well sometimes!!
Your mother,,the queen was kidnapped by a group of bandits during the night so when you set out to find her,,you were picked up by a scraggly group of adventures!!
They treated you kindly,,especially one member,,Stalfen,,He was an orc and was sometimes difficult to understand due to not being able to understand English properly,,
No matter how many times you would tell him,,he would not accept that you weren't a girl!! "Soft cheeks..no equal boy.." The large orc mutters shaking his head as he cooks a meal for the group,,the other members seemed amused from his innocent confusion!!
You noticed how touchy he was with you,,but you put it down to some orc tradition you didn't understand,,even though he didn't touch the other party members in that weird way,,
"Girly moans.." He grumbles out as he glances up from your spurting cock,,letting it fall from his mouth as you cum over his large chest,,you whimpered looking down at him,,your hands clapping over your mouth to not wake the rest of your party in other tents!!
Stalfens hands were the wizened your entire head as he gripped you,,flipping you on your tummy as his massive cock rested against your back!! "Princess Pussy.." You could hear him mumbling to himself as he uses his other hand to spread your ass,,prodding the head of his cock against your hole!!
You shook your head,,gasping out at the pure size of his prick!! A clear bugle in your tummy was visible as he thrusted in and out of your smaller body!! His massive hand coming to cover your face as his tusks dig into your skin,,claiming you as his cute compliant little mate!!
stubbornness | shorn
kinktober teaser ; day four female orc x elf!male reader 406 words lemon | pegging, orgasm delay, mild praise kink
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DunMeshi Memes#1
DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#12 Perfect timing-
NEW AU IDEA-
Ogre Warrior Fiona!Y/n who has been with the party since the start...She and Chilchuck basically adopted Marcille & Izutsumi...Every friend group needs a Mom & Dad and you two fit the bill of a T-
Izu: Mom mom mum-
Ogre!Y/n*Your currently maintaining your Axe and sigh...knows that with her evil smile, she will say something...bad*...Yes, Sweetie?
Izu*Smirks spotting Chilchuck pouring himself a drink*What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
Ogre!Y/n*Looking at Chilchuck disapprovingly but also worried about his alcohol intake*...What Sweetie?
Izu*Smirks wider seeing Chilchuck about to sip his wine*You can unscrew the light bulb
Chilchuck*Heard that and spurts out his drink as he laughs HARD*
-HAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!?
Ogre!Y/n*Facepalms hearing him still laughing*...Ugh
...COULD THIS BE A THING!?-GIANT OGRE PRINCESS AND MIDDLE-AGED MAN HALF-FOOT MAN I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS GUYS THE TRAUMA- THE LORE THE BACKSTORIES OF THIS CAN HAVE-
DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#13 Widdle man
My first ever fusion of two y/ns-
So it turns out...Ogre Y/n and Kobold Y/n have a secret past with Thistle...both know him on a personal level, Ogre y/n and Kobold y/n got separated from the party and were in search of them but instead, you found d Kabru and Shuro...
Ogre!Y/n: The sooner we get to Find Laois's party, the better
Kobold!Y/n: Oh, you gonna love it there, Our new Dwarf Y/n, He's quite beautiful!
Kabru: So...About the lunatic magician, what's he like?
Kobold!Y/n: Well, let me put it this way, Pretty boy: men of his stature are in SHORT supply.
Both of you chortle making the two men and each of their members look confused
Ogre!Y/n: Yeah! Though there are those who think LITTLE of him!
Ogre Y/N & Kobold Y/n-
-Somewhere in the dungeon-
Thistle*Wakes up from being cuddled by Chimera Falin, glaring at the ceiling*...Someone is insulting me
DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#16 The Parents-
What happens after Shuro proposes to falin and she told you and chilchuck-
Chilchuck*Seeing Shuro trying to propose to Falin*-That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon. Do you understand?
Shuro: Yes, sir-
Chilchuck:
Boy, have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it!? What you looking for? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there!!!Your GOD could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after one of child!?
Shuro: Chilchuck yelled at me today...That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life...
Ogre!Y/n*Standind behind him*...
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DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#18 Great parenting-
Izutsumi accidentally fell down a trap and everyone panicked how to get her out
Ogre!Y/n: Don't worry sweetie! we're gonna get you out!-
Senshi:-How are we gonna get her out?!
Laios: Maybe we should smoke her out!
Chilchuck: Izutsumi, are you sure there isn't something down there you can use to climb out?
Izutsumi*sarcastically*Oh, wait! Here's a grappling hook! Oh, and here's an escalator! Silly me!
Chilchuck: We're about to die, Kid! Do you really want your final words to be sarcastic?!
Izutsumi*sarcastically*NoooooOOOOOOoooooo!
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