IT'S HERE - AND IT IS PODFIC TIME!

IT'S HERE - AND IT IS PODFIC TIME!

But oh… there it is.

Three years in the making.

More than that in the planning.

Oh… oh, it is satisfying. Every inch as much as he’d hoped.

SURROGATE: THE PODFIC

IT'S HERE! Maybe not three years, but several months and countless hours of work have passed to bring to you this first part of many in a work of collaborative audio art, a recreation of one of the most insane and expansive fanfiction series in the Malevolent fandom: Surrogate: The Director's Cut.

Fully scripted, cast-acted and with audio effects, some of the fandom has come together to attempt this monumental task, and we are overjoyed to finally let you hear it.

What is it?

Well, you'll have to listen and find out won't you? Make good, peons, I don’t have all century.

Stay tuned for future recordings! If you'd like to assist in upcoming acting or crew, contact @vmprsm on Discord or Tumblr.

I FINALLY FINISHED SCHOOL WORK NOW I CAN HAVE FUN ON SPRING BREAK 🔥🔥

Math is so much easier when they take the numbers out. I’ll do discrete, category theory, set theory, type theory, graph theory, whatever. I’ll even do quantum if you let me be abstract enough about the Fourier transform.

Please do not make me add and subtract two digit numbers, it is hard and I will cry.

Remember kids, smoking kills people.

Maybe not YOU specifically but it can draw you away from a potential brutal pipe murder

Me: ah yeah im going to draw malevolent fanart and it'll be epic and pretty and angsty- -draws this instead- I just can't help but think what a headache the plot must be from the King's POV.