Mythological-mayhem - Nothing But Chaos Down Here

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Lance why the fuck would you get cremated during your wedding

When you die, I will cremate you using flowers instead of sticks so that we please Vasant even in your death :3

If y'all don't do this at my wedding I'll haunt the fuck outta you 🗿

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Seeing my favorite mythology blog call Tezcatlipoca “Tez” fills me with unimaginable joy

I love that nickname for him (Quetzalcoatl is called “Quetz” and Huitzilopochtli is called “Huitz” by @h0bg0blin-meat and I, xipe totec gets no nicknames bc the dude is always left out of everything his siblings do)

Hi again!

I LOVE ur aztec mythology hcs and I was wondering if u had any for a 4 Tezcatlipocas game night

Like generally any hcs regarding what happens when the chaos brothers decide to play monopoly or something

hi!

Quetzalcoatl tries to play UNO by the official game rules (i.e., no stacking +2s or +4s), Tezcatlipoca intentionally says that that's stupid and they should allow stacking (he doesn't actually care about the game, he just wants to say the opposite of whatever Quetz says)

this is followed by an hour of arguing until Xipe Totec calmly advises that they allow the stacking of +2s but not +4s as a compromise.

Huitzilopochtli says that he doesn't want to play any games but ends up super engaged and maybe too competitive about it.

in Monopoly, Xipe Totec ends up as the richest... Tezcatlipoca buys Mayfair & all those expensive properties but no one ever lands on them, and he ends up bankrupt.

the game ends when Tez flips the board over.

in Cluedo, Huitzilopochtli gets obsessed with the dagger; it's always the first weapon he chooses. he also rants about how there are better, more efficient weapons that could've been used for the murder.

Xipe Totec reminds everyone, once again, that it is JUST A GAME.

Quetzalcoatl somehow keeps getting the right answer in like 3 turns... Tezcatlipoca insists that he's cheating, but none of them have figured out how.

Huitzilpochtli is the best at Guess Who charades.. but Quetzalcoatl's mimes are super crazy and insane and no one ever knows what the hell he's trying to say.

anyways. the point is: it's pure chaos!