This Is To Funny Not To Reblog

This is to funny not to reblog

Kouhai Trading

Imagine the captains of each team sitting at a table with all the lights dimmed except one center light. The atmosphere is tense and they are all eyeing one another. Sawamura, Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa, Ushijima, Futakuchi, Terushima in one circlular table. The silence weighs heavy on all of them. Then, Kuroo breaks into a cheshire cat grin, and pulls out a card. “LEV” it says. “OKAY SAWAMURA I’LL TRADE LEV FOR HINATA!” (This is the start of the Kouhai Underground Trading Enterprises. Or as Bokuto likes to call it. KUTE. “It sounds like Cute,“ he says.)

Lol these are just some ridiculous headcanons I feel they’d do: -After Kuroo says “FOR HINATA” they all burst into argument. -“NO KUROO SUGA AND I RAISED HIM HE’S OUR CHILD.” -“SAWAMURA AKAASHI AND I PRACTICALLY ADOPTED HIM ALREADY.” -“HE GETS ALONG WITH KENMA AND I MORE THAN ANY OF YOU.” -“HE MAKES KOGANEGAWA MANAGEABLE AND AONE LIKES HIM THAT KID WOULD BE PERFECT IN DATEKO. AONE LIKES HIM GUYS. AONE.” -“CHIBI-CHAN IS CUTE AND INTERESTING AND CALLED ME THE GRAND KING, I WANNA STEAL HIM FROM TOBIO-CHAN!” -“Little chibi-chan is cool, he defended megane-chan. I like him.” “I do not want Hinata on my team.” -They all glare at Ushijima. -“Hinata wouldn’t go where Kageyama isn’t.” -“Fine… fair enough… Sawamura gimme your Libero. Kid has talent. Also Yakkun really likes him… I’ll give you Lev I mean he gets along with Chibi-chan.” -“No Kuroo… no one wants Lev.” -“HEY HEY HEY Can I take Kenmaaa? Akaashi loves it when he’s around. I’ll give you Konoha.” -“Konoha is a third year…” -“KENMA IS MINE BACK OFF BO!” -“ILL GIVE YOU ALL KOGANEGAWA FOR FREE PLEASE I BEG YOU SAKUNAMI IS SUFFERING.” -“N O O.” -“Hey Kuroo, you want Tanaka? Yamamoto gets along with him. I’d take Inuoka, kid’s super nice.” -“Yaku would freak with extra kids to take care of… I told you man he’ll only accept Sugawara or Libero Chibi. Also Inuoka is our son so no.” -“Suga… is off all bets and is a third year thank you. Noya would be so happy but we need a Libero sorry.” -“Gimme Chibi-chan I’ll give you Kyoutani.” -“That is so unfair man… Even I “knowl” that..“ -“Good one Bo.” -“Can I have your glasses manager???” -“No….” -“Kyoutani is free I promise you.” -“Only if his trainer (Iwaizumi) comes too.” -“NO IWA-CHAN AND HIS ARMS AND FACE AND ENTIRE SOUL ARE WITH ME OKAY.” -“I think Oikawa should come to Shiratorizawa.” -“….” -“….” -“….” -“….” -“….” -“….” -Oikawa flips the table and points his middle finger at Ushijima. -“Over Iwa-chan’s dead body.” -They all argue. -Suga, Iwaizumi, Akaashi and Yaku come in, sort everything out, and scold each one of them with long lectures about illegal trading and human rights and respecting kouhais. -In the end… no one was traded. (Even though Bokuto DID try to steal Hinata again.)