If A Certain Owl Show Doesnt Get Some Kind Of Spinoff Or Book Series Or Something I Am Going To Go Nuclear

If a certain owl show doesn’t get some kind of spinoff or book series or something I am going to go nuclear and rain all the gay power I possess down on a certain homophobic mouse themed corporation. Who’s with me?

Republicans will NEVER protect children/students. They only want submission.

Did…did Disney accidentally create a canon gay ship name?

Can I just say how hilarious I find Revolutionary Girl Utena with Juri. Everyone is freaking out because “how could a girl be a prince” and “Utena is so weird she refuses to wear the female uniform this has never happened before” when Juri…exists? Juri has been duelling and not wearing the girl’s uniform for who knows how long and is not all that subtle in her general disdain for men (save for Miki but she seems to view him as more of a little brother or a cute puppy than a guy) and no one comments on it.

Like idk if there’s a reason for this that I’m not aware of, (and obviously there’s already a ton of sexism and homophobia in Ohtori) but everyone making such a huge deal over Utena ignoring gender norms when Juri exists is somehow hilarious to me. Like Juri exists on a separate plane of existence that sexism doesn’t apply to her. Or maybe she traded it in for additional internalized homophobia for her and Shiori. Idk.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT APPLE WHITE IS A CONFIRMED LESBIAN HOW COULD EVERYONE KEEP THIS FROM ME?????????

I had an Ever After High phase and hadn’t thought about the series in years. How could no one tell me about this?????? I feel betrayed!!