She Drools Because She Has No Front Teeth To Keep Her Blepper In Her Stinky Mouth. Stinky Little Buttocks

She drools because she has no front teeth to keep her blepper in her stinky mouth. Stinky little buttocks she is, yes and she sleeps all day while im studying nonstop making my own head hurt, lazy stinky cat.

She is also my bestest friend who puts pressure on me when i have abdominal pains, so she's not a complete jerk.

'ford doesn't know about 9/11' Ford left earth in 1982. Ford doesn't know the cold war fucking ended.

homestuck but john is Canadian. that is all.

there are evil forces trying to kill me (ribs suddenly hurt a lot for no reason)

messaging someone that i want to like me makes me want to throw my phone across the room and rip all my skin off and hide in a ditch