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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

Whumpee is kidnapped. Whumper threatens them with torture if they fail to do the daily tasks they are given. Whumpee spends the first night awake shaking with terror, dreading what Whumper is going to make them do the following day, but in the morning Whumper walks into the cell, throwing their phone at Whumpee and is like “you’re going to help me pass this fucking frustrating Candy Crush level or else…”

Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you

holy fuck.