I Swear To Fucking God I'm Going To Lose My Mind

i swear to fucking god i'm going to lose my mind

i just can feel how the sanity is leaving my body

really fucking hate em

wonderful. amazing. beautiful. dazzling. gorgeous. magnificent. astonishing. marvelous

5 ODDLY SPECIFIC ROMANTIC THINGS YOU GOT TO EXPERIENCE WITH HIM !

chifuyu matsuno x fem!reader.

the tiktok trend but it’s just a dump of my headcanons with him. separate headcanons with a scenario about it.

themes. fluff. crack. mentions of swearing.

soundtrack. click the headcanons to see the song that suits the scene !

tagging. @keimisan @notsocoolnana @mqnjiro @n6hoya @01-20-1992 @lila-skies @8kh @blondbirb

notes . . . look, i went overboard with the scenarios and literally made quite a drabble for each headcanon (it was unintentional i swear). so please read every single bit of it and sorry for grammatical errors i was too excited to write this. my favorite is the first and last one that i wrote, let me know which one is yours <3

“oddly romantic things that i get to experience with him? well…”

sharing earphones while you walk together

you both have a habit of sharing your earphones with each other, whether in class, on the train, or even in packed hallways.

if you're too far behind him, chifuyu will exclaim, "oi, you're walking so slowly. the more you stay behind, and the cord will snap.”

to be honest, it was just a poor excuse to put you right beside of him, just so you both can walk along with each other, side by side. simply so he could have a better feel for your embrace. despite this, chifuyu lacks the courage to tell you about it, so he believes that few subtle tactics will do.

in any case, in the event that you actually haven't swiftly hurried your steps up to his pace, the boy will stop his means, turned around towards you. "hey, c'mon." while he briskly pulled your hands and interlaced his fingers onto yours. "dont make me wait longer than this."

“is this all just a ploy to get closer to me, chifuyu?” your brows wrinkled and you flashed a cheeky grin, which was followed by a loud giggle, even some several people on the streets may have heard it.

chifuyu has been attempting to get closer to you all week, getting closer in the sense of physically near to you, enveloped by your warm touch, but he got caught in the act.

face was hot crimson, concealing the fact that he was all flustered by appearing to be oblivious to the fact that you had suspected his intents all along. “shut up, you were just walking so slow and so far behind that my earplugs may rip—“ “fine, if that’s what you said. but what about this?”

your other hand was pointing towards his hand, which had been squeezing you for the past minute. “however, could you explain this?”

for a short second, chifuyu mistook you for being furious cause he was grabbing your hand in that manner; he described it as a selfish gesture. but, for the time being—hearing your words, seeing your smile, and especially feeling your hand—if you were angry with him for grabbing your hand in the first place, you would have yanked it out.

but you didn’t.

chifuyu stared down at his other interlaced hand before returning his gaze to your pupils. he stole one of the earbuds from you and inserted it into his left ear after a brief hesitation.

“maybe cause i thought you might like it.”

he buries his face behind your shoulder out of embarrassment after a kiss

it was your first time, you two, both inexperienced hopeless romantics attempting to do the big K word. a kiss on the cheeks or on the forehead is a common thing between you two. but what about a kiss on the lips?

they say the first kiss is amazing. this is a time when emotions run wild, when two people's eye contact signals desire, and when the personal experience about to unfold is full with sensation as if time has stopped at the moment.

and none of you expected your firsts to be a spontaneous affair.

not every moment is ideal for a kiss, at least that's how chifuyu sees it. everything has to be perfect, just right, and spotless. how the warmth of your intimacy and the synchrony of your breathing and how both partners build up the moment. every little aspect was important for him.

all of this was taught in the usual shoujo manga he frequently bought.

but all of those months of studying the case of "kissing your partner 101" were for naught when you switched to a different lip balm one day. your lips were the same, but they appear plumper and more luscious. chifuyu can't stand it; all he wants is a taste of you.

despite this, he refuses to change his "ideal" vision for his first kiss. you subconsciously sucked your lips and reapplied your lip balm as he was looking at your plump mouth. that's all there is to it. it was the final straw for him.

"hey,” chifuyu paused before continuing, “could you stay still for a moment for me?”. following then, he simply stand in front of you with no statements made, he didn't even move an inch. you felt like he was examining your face, so you said involuntarily, “is there anything on my face?”

is it possible for me to get a taste of you? is the response he would give you, but the problem is that his lips feel stuck, as if they were zipped. all his mouth can do at that point is to brush up against your moistened lips.

and then he unleashed it all on you.

he doesn't anticipate the golden moment to come exactly when he wants it to since the kiss was as spontaneous as a lightning strike. nonetheless, he had a slew of strange sensations in his body during the initial kiss. it felt like his adrenaline is pumping. chifuyu's pulse rate increased significantly, as did his breathing pattern.

in retrospect, it was way nicer than he had expected. better than he had hoped for. it was ideal. it was perfect.

but he didn't realize he'd done it until your warm and soft lips brushed across further into his. for a split second, chifuyu's face glows crimson all the way up his neck to the tip of his ear. he yearned for it to stay longer, for the clock to stop ticking. you get a sense of what it must be like to be in paradise at that time.

and as he came out of the kiss, he didn't say anything. the boy would simply move closer to you, but this time it wouldn't be with his lips. he buries his face in your shoulder, trying to hide the terribly embarrassing situation he has put himself and you in.

"i'm sorry," he muttered beneath your collar. you could feel your crook growing warmer, not because of your own, but because of his cheeks, which were getting hotter by the second.

showing up at your house on the spur of the moment to say something inconvenient

after so many months of dating, you and chifuyu have formed a separate set of behaviors. one of them has a peculiar quirk that you could notice occasionally. and what exactly are we talking about here? let's say your lover has a tendency to appear at your door seemingly out of nowhere.

and what happens when he sees you? the boy would just say something that makes no sense. it's a really unusual manner that you don't often see on people, so when he does it, a mixture of uncertainty and joy rushes through your body.

“chifuyu what are you doing here?” — “oh, your home was near to where toman had a meeting, so i figured why not stop by for a minute?” (a lie, it’s actually 30 minutes away from your house)

“and what is it again today?” — “i saw this claw machine that reminded me of you, so i tried it and got the prize out of it” — “chifuyu it’s 10 p.m. and you know you can give it to me tomorrow at school.”

nothing can stop him from continuing to perform this strange act. no matter how bad things were between you two, chifuyu would still come to your place merely to say anything random.

you noticed him kicking pebbles in front of your house the other day, attempting to draw your attention to the fact that he's still here to play pranks on you, and you called him out on it. "what?" you demanded in the coldest voice you'd ever spoke, hands forming a cross in the air and a sigh filling the room. "aren't we still mad at each other? what brought you here in the first place?"

“i’m not in the mood to talk to you, but there’s a message from peke j,” he stopped kicking and picked up one of the rocks, throwing it far away, "my cat said he missed you.”

“pfft, chifuyu, what a pathetic excuse. so your cat actually miss me? only your cat?"

“ah, i forgot to say it, but he said that the owner might miss you too.”

take you out for the night just for you to run around the empty streets and play tag

01.45. it was precisely at quarter to two a.m when you heard something hitting your window. prung! one. you didn't give it much thought at first. prung! prung! two. three. but as you ignored it, the sound increased louder. all you could see as you switched your gaze to your window were small rocks tossed by a peculiar someone.

took no time to figure out who was responsible for the obnoxious sounds of your window being busted. you had a hunch, that one specific passerby—matsuno chifuyu, at the back of your mind.

as you opened the window, you let out a scream, but not loud enough to wake up your parents. "what the hell are you doing? if one day my windows are going to break, then you're money will be listed in my dollar bills." chifuyu didn't respond to your outburst, instead staring at you oddly. "would you like to run around the streets with me?"

"are you out of your mind?" you fumed while keeping your voice low as possible, "it's literally 2 am in the morning, and why aren't you asleep yet?"

chifuyu drew nearer to your fence, frantically climbing it to get closer to you. "well, look who's the one talking. why are you not asleep?"

this felt somehow similar to you. yeah, it's like those knights in shining armor attempting to rescue their princess from a fortified tower. chifuyu will be the knight, and you will be his princess. "oh my! look who's attempting to save me from my evil stepmother. my chivalrous knight-in-shining-armor!”

instead of being perplexed by your strange retort, he just goes with the flow. "oh, my lady, i’ve been looking for you all along. i’ll rescue you from the misery that your cruel stepmother has placed you in." he extended his hand, much like the characters in a victorian era film, but you didn’t continue the act with the next reply. “chifuyu, put an end to this. so corny that i’m tempted to jab your cheek with my index finger.”

chifuyu motioned for you to take his hand again. "you were the one who started it. by the way, my hands are getting a little tired from holding out in anticipation of being taken in by someone." you faked a gasp to imply that you'd forgotten about it, and chifuyu merely rolled his eyes at you.

then you immediately descend to the ground from your window, with chifuyu close following. "if my parents find out, they'll murder me." you took a risk as you and your boyfriend fled your home fast. "relax, it's not the first time you snuck out of your house just to meet me," chifuyu grinned and took your hand as he sprinted even faster.

"okay, i thought it was just a one-time thing. i didn't think you'd take me out again during these hours." your legs stopped moving as you became worried about the thought of you getting caught.

"i mean, if you really miss me that much then just say it."

chifuyu scurried away from you after that teasingly response. he tried to divert your attention, and it worked. "i was serious, you fucking little prick! GET YOUR ASS HERE, I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU THIS TIME FOR REAL!”

it wasn't planned, but you're now playing tag and chasing chifuyu in the middle of the streets at midnight. "tag! chifuyu, you're it!" you raced away as fast as you can before he catches up with you at lightning speed.

"shit!” an curse word was muttered under his breath, ”be on the lookout ‘cause i’m coming at you!” the air was freezing cold when the boy sprinted through the deserted streets and in a matter of seconds he was standing in front of you.

“anddd, ta—" he tried to grab you by your arm, but he fell and rolled about the ground. you took a few extra steps slowly and then turned around to watch the situation unfolded. seeing him failed miserably to tag you was hilarious.

it was far too amusing for you not to laugh at his shameful tragedy, and you ended up falling to the ground as a result of your uncontrollable laughter. "OH, OH, UH, OH—that’s, that's awful, but a really—UH, OH—good one chifuyu,” your loud chuckle snuffed out every word of yours. “FUCK. chifuyu, i. i. i CANNOT STOP!”. you can feel tears are starting to gather due to your unstoppable laughter.

"DAMN, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT FOR YOURSELF. IT ACTUALLY WAS—WELL, IT WAS JUST SO—HAHAHA,” and for the third time, your phrase was shortened because to your snicker. “AAAHH! quit talking about it! my fucking foot slipped on something." chifuyu let out a frustration in his tone with a tint of red that starts spreading on his face—which made you think that it's even funnier.

your boyfriend was probably angry with you laughing your ass off at him. however, he had a nice giggle as well after seeing you laughing so freely at his stupid acts due to his own foolishness.

even better, you weren't discovered sneaking away by your parents. truly making it the best night of your life.

coming into your room at midnight and sleeping next to you when you're deep asleep

"oi! you still awake?"

a ringing shout pierced your window opening, but it didn't wake you up because you were already deep in your slumber.

usually when he'd wake you up at midnight, you'd normally just lock him out of your sight. but not this time. today was different, since you had already fallen asleep when he rang your doorbells, alerting you to his presence.

your boyfriend has been waiting for you to arrive at your normal spot to welcome him, and his legs have been going in circles for the past two minutes, but you have yet to come down. what a surprise, she's already dozing off?

because he didn't want to bother you any longer, chifuyu turned around and took a couple of steps away from your house. it was pointless to bother you if you were already sleeping. if only he'd arrived faster than planned, he might have snapped a picture of your irritated expression.

he swiveled his gaze back to your second-floor bedroom, where the window was still open, allowing him to catch a glimpse of you as you lay in bed. DING! a lightbulb goes off in his head right then and there. right! that's it!

as his quick body looped over the fence, chifuyu gently began to scale your window, taking care not to make any ominous noises that could startle you or your parents who were in the other room.

when he finally made it up there, he landed aggressively on your carpet at the entrance. bruk! it produced a loud noise that might have knocked you over. his body was remained frozen to the ground as he muttered under his breath, "crap," in an attempt to make no audible disturbance. possibly 20 seconds had elapsed since he held his legs in a rock-like position in order to remain silent.

chifuyu gently shifted his weight to the right side of the bed, which appeared to be free for him to lie down there. knowing you'd detest it if he came into your bedroom wearing unclean clothing, he quickly undressed and threw his garments on the ground. in his eagerness to be there alongside you, hugging and caring for his adored girlfriend, he didn't bother to clean it up first.

hands slid over bed sheets, making them lower and giving him room to slither straight under it. he does it very slowly and gently in the hopes that you won't wake up.

then he simply stared at you, admiringly. chifuyu was enamored with your entire features, from your eyes to your lips to your nose. it's a little unnerving, but he was also paying attention to the rhythm of your breathing as you were dozing off.

while this isn't the first time he's examined you in this manner, it never ceases to amaze him that he's so lucky to have someone like his lover, who is currently napping off in his arms. all of the romantic mangas he read did not prepare him for the real thing, merely some counterfeit scenarios in his brain.

well that's what happened: chifuyu lowered his head to kiss your forehead and kept it there for a few seconds before pulling his lips away. with the most coveted of eyes, chifuyu hushed as he watched your slumber.

"i still find myself falling asleep with you on my mind, you know? even though you're right beside me now."

"how did i manage to get you? maybe i'm just lucky."

"and because of that, i promise to love you forever."

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koko(?) listening to rake it up it's what is keeping me going

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tw. loud noises, please lower your volume

mikey's eyes are so dead it hurts ksjdkfkdjd bye

Being Shinichiro's girlfriend and being the only one Mikey lets pinch his cheeks. The little boy may have a little crush on you, and loves how you bring him homemade sweets and pastries. He loves the way you smell like cookies or freshly baked bread and how you always ruffle his hair, smiling down at him when greeting him.

Once, Shinichiro tried to pinch one of his cheeks only to have his brother bite his hand in response and later that same day, he stuck his tongue at Shinichiro while hugging you after you gave him a little box of cookies.

But Mikey also likes how happy you make his brother, how a silly smile appears on his face just at the mention of your name. He doesn't understand what you saw in his brother but he can see how happy you make each other.

THIS

my favorite part about tokyo revengers is the baggy pants they wear

those black pants are of great importance to me