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"You shouldn't simp/write for those characters, they kill people."

Donna: *just zoning out at a meeting*

MM:... and now I will give each of you a flask with a body part of this baby

Donna:

source

I bet that when Ben Drowned, he was Ben Frowned

Slasher fans are like “this is my poor little meow meow, Screwdriver Elbow. his real name is timothy asspunk and he killed 17 women because his dad called him gay. He’s from the movie “Hot sexy college camp” that came out in 1643. I desire him carnally.”

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

remember that person that impulsively spin kicked the anti abortion protester lmfao

HOLY SHIT

Waiter: What would you two like to eat?

Y/N: Updog.

Toby: [Starts breakdancing]

Y/N: Not yet Toby, wait until he asks what it is.

This is his year.

I blog for the ladies only, men can stay if they behave

hey everyone! My mother is kicking me out. If you can spare any money please help me. My cashapp is: slasherscream. Thank you

my tiddy popping out of my crop top in my sleep: (•)

the demons: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

*Daniela has added Mother to group chat*

Bela: Mother, you actually bought a new phone?

Cassandra: Mother! Finally you’ve entered the digital age and got a smartphone!

Daniela: Hi, Mother! :)

*Several minutes pass by*

Bela: Mother?

Daniela: Why aren’t you responding?

Cassandra: Hello???

*Several more minutes pass by*

Alcina: Howdoyoudoaspace

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

yes.

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

she makes me feel so

lady dimmadome

Tim: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Toby: Honestly, not much.

Y’all heard of elf on the shelf.

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Bubba…. in the Tubba……

The people in The Thing (1982): what the dog doin..

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.