My Friend Has Been Making Joke About Thus For Years Now

My friend has been making joke about thus for years now

I regret my baguetteness

cannot believe ya'll waited this long to tell me about the DADDY brand of french sugar

Do catalonians not also get the presents from Los Reyes magos ?(dunno how to say it in English)

I will make one (1.0) Christmas post this year, because it is necessary to inform you of

THE POOP LOG

The Poop Log! The Xmas Poop Log! The POOPING CHRISTMAS LOG that POOPS GIFTS!!!!

Meet the traditional Catalan equivalent of Christmas stockings, except so much betterworse. The Tió de Nadal (“Christmas Log”) is colloquially know as Caga Tió, literally SHIT LOG or POOP LOG. I ‘shit’ you not!

Kids leave little morsels of food for the Poop Log to ‘eat’ every night, and cover it in a blanket. The idea is to keep your Shit Log warm and fed, so that on Christmas it will poop a lot of gifts!

Which is why, on Christmas morning, kids get to BEAT THE LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE SHIT OUT OF IT!

Sort of like a pinata. Which is giving me strange revelations about my childhood birthday parties.

Parents hide small gifts & sweets under the blanket for the children to find afterwards. Oh, and there’s a whole song that kids sing while whacking the poor wooden bastard with sticks. It’s a fun little ditty that is basically just threats of grevious bodily harm set to music. Here’s one version of the lyrics:

Shit, tió, hazelnuts and nougats,

do not shit herrings, they are too salty,

shit nougats, almonds and nougats,

they taste better!

Shit, tió, and if you don’t want to shit

I will hit you with a stick!

Shit, tió!

and you can listen to the song here :)

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ATTENTION ALL DREAM SMP WATCHERS

Fundy canonically fought a war in a fursuit.

DALL-E frogs are something else

I did it boys. I reached the point of my life where I cringe at my past,present,and future

you ever just look at yourself from 5 minutes in the past and go 🗿