Chainsaw Man Is The Manga Equivalent Of Acrack Taken Seriously Fic

chainsaw man is the manga equivalent of a “crack taken seriously” fic

Following recent events, I don't think I should be trusted with a weapon anymore.

Do catalonians not also get the presents from Los Reyes magos ?(dunno how to say it in English)

I will make one (1.0) Christmas post this year, because it is necessary to inform you of

THE POOP LOG

The Poop Log! The Xmas Poop Log! The POOPING CHRISTMAS LOG that POOPS GIFTS!!!!

Meet the traditional Catalan equivalent of Christmas stockings, except so much betterworse. The Tió de Nadal (“Christmas Log”) is colloquially know as Caga Tió, literally SHIT LOG or POOP LOG. I ‘shit’ you not!

Kids leave little morsels of food for the Poop Log to ‘eat’ every night, and cover it in a blanket. The idea is to keep your Shit Log warm and fed, so that on Christmas it will poop a lot of gifts!

Which is why, on Christmas morning, kids get to BEAT THE LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE SHIT OUT OF IT!

Sort of like a pinata. Which is giving me strange revelations about my childhood birthday parties.

Parents hide small gifts & sweets under the blanket for the children to find afterwards. Oh, and there’s a whole song that kids sing while whacking the poor wooden bastard with sticks. It’s a fun little ditty that is basically just threats of grevious bodily harm set to music. Here’s one version of the lyrics:

Shit, tió, hazelnuts and nougats,

do not shit herrings, they are too salty,

shit nougats, almonds and nougats,

they taste better!

Shit, tió, and if you don’t want to shit

I will hit you with a stick!

Shit, tió!

and you can listen to the song here :)

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haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

And i pass the message to my 2 followers (exept the map shit we call em that cuz we are used to getting censored)

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again