Yelena: [sends A Voice Message]

Yelena: [sends a voice message]

Natasha, in the middle of a mission: I can't listen now, is it important?

Yelena: No, it's fine don't even worry about it

Natasha checks the voice message anyway, slightly suspicious

Yelena, over voice message: NATASHA HELP- THERE'S A FIRE-

Yelena storming into a room angrily: TWO MONTHS.

Natasha: What are you talking about?

Yelena turns to Kate sitting innocently: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT, FOR TWO MONTHS.

Kate: *Jumps out of nearest window*

Natasha: How long do you think it will take you to do this?

Yelena: I don't know, probably three or four.

Natasha: ...three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Yelena: Yeah, maybe five.

Natasha: FIVE WHAT

Clint, Wanda and Nat having a sleepover

Wanda, painting Clint's nails purple: Stop squirming, Clint, you'll ruin it.

Natasha, doing Clint's eyeliner: If you blink one more time I'm going to break your neck, birdboy.

Twenty minutes later

Wanda, holding a mirror up for him: How do you feel?

Clint: I feel... cunt

Guys pls stop making weird edits and posts abt Natasha being dead she’s alive and she’s literally with me rn pls stop yall are emberassing..

Pepper: PLEASE JUST TAKE A BREAK

Tony: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR terminal illness?