DO NOT STAY UP LATE TO WRITE YOULL REGRET IT NEXT MORNING

DO NOT STAY UP LATE TO WRITE YOU’LL REGRET IT NEXT MORNING

Loki after Wanda, Sylvie and Strange finally turn to him for help: I’m so glad to hear you all came to me in your time of need. What better way to fuck your way out of something than to ask the biggest fuckup? Now, open your binders to page one! *turns on PowerPoint*

Loki: Lesson one, Manipulate, Mansplain, Manwhore. How to get out of a pickle in the sexiest way possible!

This is why I can't go on Amazon in the middle of the night lol

Natasha Romanoff + Make You Dinner

A/N: idk after the success on my last piece i am suddenly back on a natasha kick as if I ever got over her lmao please enjoy this silly little headcanon i put together <3

No one would have truly guessed it but Natasha Romanoff is a fantastic cook

However, she only tended to use her skill when she was cooking for others

If it was just her eating, forget it. Peanut butter sandwich was enough. She didn’t have the energy to shell out a whole meal for herself

This meant that for a while, Natasha was simply not cooking. She just really didn’t have anyone to cook for.

Even among the other Avengers, someone else usually stepped up or they went their separate ways for meals

Natasha didn’t think it bothered her, really…

Until she met you.

Once she met you, she realized very quickly that she had missed cooking. Had missed serving someone a meal, a meal full of love and appreciation.

And you certainly weren’t one to turn down a nice home-cooked meal. After having left your childhood home, meals that didn’t start frozen or weren’t from the diner down the road were rare

Enter Natasha into your life and you were set

Your absolute favorite is when she’d surprise you with a meal after work

Setting your schedules to align had been tricky given the fact she had an…atypical career while you worked a regular 9 to 5

But when everything fell into place, you could expect to come back to your apartment to smell something baking away, something simmering on the stove, and your girlfriend dancing around the kitchen

"Well, isn’t this a lovely sight?" you’d sigh as you entered your home. Natasha blushed as she stirred a pot of something that smelled delicious

"Just thought you should have a good home-cooked meal when you got home," she’d reply. You swore you were going to melt on the spot. How dare she be so cute and caring?!

It was all so fun for you that one year for her birthday you gifted her a cheesy "kiss the cook" apron and now she wears it every single time she cooks, no matter what

Of course, you respected the apron and kissed her whenever you’d find her in the kitchen working away

More often than not, this led to little kitchen quickies

But they were serious quickies — Natasha was skilled in more ways than one and she was not letting her masterpiece meal burn

One time you even convinced her to cook for the Avengers

She had been incredibly hesitant as her kitchen wizardry had only been known to you

And borderline reserved for you

But you deemed her meals too good to keep for yourself so after work one day, you showed up back at your apartment with the whole team trailing behind you

Natasha absolutely lost it, worried she didn’t have enough food but you assured her you did

She always did

"Honey, it’s fine. You always make enough to feed an entire army," you insisted.

She’d scoff. "They eat more than an entire army."

But all worries just washed away as the team started fawning over your girlfriend’s cooking and started berating her, asking why she hadn’t done this for them before!

"You never asked," Natasha would respond. Everyone would look at her dumbfounded.

"We didn’t know!" Steve would exclaim.

You enjoyed watching the scene unfold while you snacked on a homemade biscuit. "Well, now you do," you’d respond, a little devilish smirk on your lips as you eyed your girlfriend.

That was that. Natasha could add chef to her resume, right behind superhero. And she loved that.

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Tony: Loki, no!

Loki: Loki, yes!

Thor: Loki, no.

Loki: Loki... Yes.

Tony: Y/N!

Loki: Fuck...

Y/N: *entering the room*

Loki: Loki, no...?

Y/N: Loki, yes.

Loki: Loki, yes!

Tony: WHAT THE F- Y/N!

Y/N: *leaving the room*