@buzzfeed SO. Hi Guys . How Are You? You're All Really Awesome. This Movie Is Going To Kill Me I'm Sure

@buzzfeed SO. Hi guys . How are you? You're all really awesome. This movie is going to kill me I'm sure about that. So we know that Cap is fighting for Bucky right? And Tony have his reason right? As everyone else as wrong or correct they are BUT what about Bucky? I mean he's still struggling with all the Winter Soldier crapp so what is he fighting for? His freedom? Cap? The world ? . BTW What do you think about Tom Holland ? I mean spider man guys @buzzfeed

things that have actually happened in batman comics but sound like a shitpost:

Batman pissed himself

Riddler got possessed by a demon

Poison Ivy’s plants gave birth to plant/human children

Stephanie Brown faked her death and moved to Africa with an older woman

Scarecrow turned into a literal monster. It was called the Scarebeast and Penguin kept him as a pet

Everyone is Clayface

Rainbow Batman

Batman punched a talking shark in the face. And body-slammed a bear

I absolutely adore future fics where they have cute little kids is there any chance you could update that tag? Pretty please

yay

Jealous Guy by SadieHerondale (1/1 | 1,525 | G)

Stiles wasn’t even upset, at first. It’s not as though they haven’t gotten random calls before from people they used to know. But the way Derek lit up when he said that Braeden called set Stiles’ teeth on edge. The worst part? Derek didn’t even notice until long after Ethan and Aiden went to bed.

“Stiles, babe, your heart is racing. What’s wrong?” He’s not even looking at Stiles. He’s engrossed in some text conversation. When Stiles glances at the contact, he’s not even surprised to see the contact: Braeden.

“Nothing,” he snaps.

Not So Out Of His League After All by friendlyreminder (Alexia_Milkovish12) (1/1 | 1,482 | NR)

Stiles and Lydia attend their 10 year High School reunion and they meet Jackson Douchemore. Let’s say that not everything is like it was back in high school.——“Are you still pining over Derek Hale’s ass? Cause you know he is never gonna like you back, I’ve also heard that he is married now.”Lydia was obviously trying to keep a straight face.“Yeah, I heard that too. He seems to be really happy and his partner must be quite a catch.” Stiles remarked.

Stars in His Eyes by honorarystar (1/1 | 5,303 | PG13)

“License and registration, please.”

“He was kidding,” Derek interjects, “He’s just being an idiot.”

Stiles resents that.

“You too, please,” The officer addresses Derek.

“What? You’re gonna arrest me for sarcasm?”

And that’s how they ended up in jail.

The Love in a Picture by SirenMYT (1/1 | 1,498 | PG13)

“Tata?”

“Hmmm?”

“Can you tell the story again?”

“Sweetheart, I’ve already told it twice tonight.”

“Please?”

I get ideas by Imostlyregretthingsyoudid (2/5 | 4,083 | NR)

They could fall to their imminent doom, and it’s probably Stiles’ fault.

Little Promises by crossroadswrite (1/1 | 2,666 | G)

Derek doesn’t really know what happened. He just knows there was a lady and she was pretty but she was also really mean and she was trying to hurt his friends.

“Holy fuck,” Erica mutters and is harshly shushed by Isaac.

“Don’t swear in front of the kid.”

“It’s not a kid,” Erica counters. “It’s just-“

“Derek?”

can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful by HalfFizzbin (1/1 | 6,260 | PG13)

"Be cool, Dad, we’ve decided to con Grandma.”

(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the right wrong idea.)

(Sacred) In the Ordinary by idyll (9/9 | 78,759  | NC17)

The Pack, after college, graduate school and the starting of careers, comes back to Beacon Hills. Nothing’s gotten less complicated after all this time.

Based on a kink meme prompt that grew legs and got serious.

Note: This is a whole lot of pack!fic with a very slow build Derek/Stiles.

The Littlest Alpha by triedunture (16/16 | 52,508 | NC17)

Derek and Stiles have taken out the Alpha Pack and pretty much saved the world. Okay, the town. Okay, their remaining friends. But the Alphas left something behind: a baby. And this baby is an Alpha too. Derek is determined to take care of the abandoned child, and Stiles is stuck going along for the ride.

But Stiles doesn’t expect the ride to include seeing another side of Derek, or to find another way to say “family.”

How Derek Met His Smallest Fan by purpleduvet (maga_nw) (2/2 | 37,273 | R)

Derek is standing in the fruits and vegetables aisle, trying to decide between two very nice looking watermelons, when someone small crashes into his legs.

or

Derek comes back to Beacon Hills after years of being gone and meets Stiles and his kid at the supermarket.

no aphrodisiac like loneliness by thepsychicclam (1/1 | 19,705 | NC17)

Stiles is 27 now, with a master’s degree and a career and a house and a serious boyfriend and a life in San Francisco that doesn’t include Derek. But then Stiles unexpectedly shows back up in Beacon Hills, and Derek would recognize that scent anywhere. 

Can I ask you what is this ??? What fandom? Please? @breakforsanity

give me a flirty-with-his-friends bittle

“So, just a warning, when I get drunk I tend to flirt a lot. I hope that won’t bother you.”

“Pff, I would be insulted if you DIDN’T flirt with me, Bits. Come on, time to do that kegstand!”

He tends to sit on everyone’s laps.

He catcalls the guys who walk shirtless in front of him.

He will not hesitate to tell the guys how handsome they are.

“Okay but Bits, who among us is more your type.” “Guys, I’m nineteen and you’re all tall and fit. This whole hockey team is my type.”

“Why are you so prettyyyy” he asks Jack, once, after drinking his own weight in tub juice. There may have been tears in his eyes with how pretty Jack is.

And that was just the first semester

After a while, everyone notices it’s not so much a drunk Bitty thing, but a Confident In His Own Skin Bitty. The guys love the attention.

He is truly honest with his friends. He thinks they’re all hot and doesn’t hesitate to tell them, because everyone needs to know how hot they are.

“Bits, tell me I’m hot.” “Ransom, if I hadn’t seen you eat that pizza from the floor last week I would be overcome with lust right now.”

“How do I look?” “Good enough that I might try to grope you after a couple of beers. Don’t worry, I won’t do it.” “What? Why wouldn’t you? Have you SEEN me?”

Once, Jack comes back to the HAUS after a run and somehow manages to be ridiculously better looking than usual. The guys at the kitchen table are all “dude” and Bitty lifts his arms in despair and just. leaves.

“What did I do”

He tried asking them, again and again, if it bothered them, but they were all unanimous, Bitty needed to keep it up, it did wonders for their self-esteem. He even asked Jack, and Jack laughed and said he was flattered.

“Bitty, fuck, marry, kill: Holster, Shitty, Jack.” “Oh, this is hard. Definitely kill Holster, he woke me up at seven when I could actually sleep late today. But oh, I can’t decide for the rest…” “You don’t know if you’d rather fuck Jack or Shitty?” “No, I don’t know if I’d rather fuck OR marry Jack!”

“I’ll drink to that,” says Shitty, raising his beer.

Jack is sitting next to him, being like what.

So, well, when some of the guys have doubts about their sexuality or are just curious or drunk, they go see Bitty. Bitty made out with three different guys on the team on such occasions, he will never reveal their names. The rule is: no awkwardness allowed afterwards.

“So? Did it help?” asks Bitty.

“I think it was more a Ransom thing than a gay thing.”

“You know, I don’t think it does it for me. But I need to know how to do that thing with the tongue.”

“It answered some questions,” mumbles Jack before going back to his room.

“You’re not allowed to be awkward, Jack!” yells Bitty after him. “Come back here and eat some pie!”

It was all fun and games until a fateful afternoon in the kitchen where a ray of sunlight hit a flour-covered Jack in just the right way and - oh.

Bitty hasn’t complimented Jack in three weeks.

Jack notices.

And he keeps flirting with the other guys.

Just. Not him.

Shitty asks him what’s up, he looks moody.

But how can you say “Bitty hasn’t told me I’m pretty in almost a month” without sounding ridiculous.

He can’t say anything anymore. Because someday he may try to say “These jeans make your ass look fantastic, Jack” and would say instead “I want to grow old with you and adopt twenty dogs.” Better to say nothing.

“Dude, what have you done, why is Bitty mad at you. You’re doing shirtless crunches in the living room and he walked by without even mentioning your abs. I’m straight and even I could lick them.”

“I don’t KNOW”

And then, Graduation happens.

The guys tell Jack that even if Bitty is dating him now, it doesn’t mean Bitty can stop complimenting their butts, okay.

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Talia Hale, Gerard Argent Additional Tags: Slow Burn, marvel crossover, stucky au, this one is gonna take a while, multiple background relationships - Freeform

Summary:

Embroiled in World War II and the struggle against the Axis forces, the US Army takes a chance on an experimental Super Soldier program. Their first subject is a scrappy young man from Brooklyn named Scott McCall, with an intense desire to do good and the heart of a hero. Little does he know that even with his closest friend Stiles Stilinski at his side, the program will change his life in more ways than he could possibly imagine.

A Sciles-as-Stucky crossover, loosely following the Captain America and Avenger movie timelines.

Read Chapter 13 on AO3 Read From the Start on AO3

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5336315

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