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WAMEN

Vampire Lady Courts You

Pairing: Fem!Vampire x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, teasing, flirting, neck kisses, biting kink, dating, blood drinking

A/N: Who wouldn't want a sexy vampire woman to sweep them off their feet and sink her fangs into your neck? I know I do! This is part 2 of my Monster Week!

At first she thinks of you as her pet, a toy for her amusement that also satisfies her cravings

She finds your blood irresistible and sometimes takes a bite on your wrist when she kisses your hand

A very big flirt, whispers in your ear, against your neck, talks about how delicious you are

Has a very high and mighty attitude towards most people and doesn't get why you're smitten with her to the degree that you are, do you like being treated like a plaything?

The more time she spends with you the more she starts to see you for you and wants to know more about you

Doesn't sleep but will happily spent time with you in bed, she's cold but if you don't mind that then neither does she

Every morning she whispers to you until you wake up

Since she can't see herself in the mirror she lets you comb and style her hair every morning, enjoying the intimacy with you

When she starts to develop feelings for you she show you her romantic side

Every time she drinks from you she gives you a gift, in her mind it's a give and take

But you don't want a transactional relationship, you want her to give you gifts because she loves you not because she feels like she needs to compensate for something

Tries to make her bites less painful and more pleasurable for you

She finds it amusing that you like her biting you

It's not only the bites that you like but also seeing them on your neck, wrist and thighs

Honestly she likes them too, it's like you're wearing her mark, you're proudly displaying that you're with her, and it warns other vampires to stay away, she's the only one who can feed on you, she'll treat you right while doing so

Plays piano for you and gets you to dance with her almost every night, she especially loves slow-dancing

Vash is simultaneously the most touch-starved and touch-averse person you'd ever met. He seems to long for your affection at every turn, to delight in your gaze and your kind hands, but he's the worst at asking for what he wants. He doesn't think he deserves your kindness, even after everything.

Lucky for him you find equal delight in showing him how much you love to spoil him.

"You promise I'm not too heavy? I can always move."

"Don't you dare." You sigh, fingers tangled in his messy hair as you indulge yourself. It takes a lot of poking and prodding and begging for you to get Vash to actually lay on top of you with his cheek pressed into the valley of your chest, but it's more than worth it when he finally starts to unwind, sinking into you like the world's greatest weighted blanket. "You're perfect right here."

A soft, satisfied moan slips through his lips as your fingernails find the soft spot just behind his ear, scratching gently. "Mmh, that's real nice..."

It's the best reward you could ask for, watching the weight and the tension slip so slowly from Vash's body, getting to see him really, truly relax. You'd shoulder it for him always, if he'd let you- but he'd never let you take on that kind of burden, not you or anyone else.

"I love you, Vash." You say instead, to watch his ears go red and his eyes go soft as he gazes up at you. He'd never let you carry everything, but he can't stop you from giving him what you can. You can at least do that much.

"I love you too."

Modern vampire story where crosses and holy water no longer work because the church is no longer holy because of the actions of their leaders were more evil than the vampires themselves.

me: hey I really need you to listen to me carefully okay 

motivation and attention span: aight

me: so the essay is due tomorrow and- 

motivation and attention span:

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