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Random Ideas In My Head That I Just Gotta Write Down Because Im Stuck At My Part Time Job And Things

Random ideas in my head that I just gotta write down because I’m stuck at my part time job and things are slow

• Helpy was originally made by Michael Afton to be a new body for Evan after nearly getting burnt up during the Fazbear Frights fire. Evan inhabited the body and enjoyed his small freedom even as he did taxes and playtested stuff in Pizzeria Simulator. After the fire, Helpy was salvaged and some pieces would go into the making of Glamrock Freddy.

• Evan is the one possessing Glamrock Freddy in FNAF Security Breach. As mentioned prior, the two brothers had reconciled and were planning to meet up in whatever afterlife they got. However instead, Evan woke up as Glamrock Freddy and enjoyed the role of being the entertainer and a rather likeable person while Michael reincarnated as Gregory. Eventually the brothers meet up again during the events of SB and work together to defeat their father.

• Gregory (Michael Afton) would survive the events of SB and be raised by Vanessa after she was freed from William/Glitchtrap. He got in contact with Mike Schmidt who turned out to be none other than Vanessa’s biological father. The family reunion between Gregory/Michael, Evan/Glamrock Freddy, Vanessa, and Mike was awkward and interesting to say the least.

• Despite the fire and damages, the PizzaPlex was rebuilt but management was replaced after Samuel Emily became the new CEO and took over the company. The fire gave a new opportunity to make the PizzaPlex child safe and cut down on so many OSHA violations the company was just gambling on not being reported. Vanessa still kept her job due to all evidence being destroyed as well as a means to atone for what she did as Vanny. Gregory wasn’t banned from the PizzaPlex either for the same reasons. Samuel may know about the real truths but it’s not set in stone.

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Headcanon of FNAF: (I got bored and decided to write something)

• Henry Emily served in the Vietnam war as a combat engineer. After his tour of duty, he vowed to build something that would bring joy and not destruction and death. Hence why he got into robotics and animatronics to create a kids restaurant. It would be in college that he met his wife and his future partner turned eventual enemy, William Afton.

• Michael Afton doesn’t speak with an English/British accent. He was raised in Utah and while I understand that his father was British, Michael was raised in American society and education system as well as the fact his mother was an American too. He does tend to use a British accent to mess with people or directly speak with his father. After being scooped and leaving his message, Michael Afton never uses the British accent again. Elizabeth speaks in a British accent because of her idolization of her own father. Evan Afton took after his brother until his demise in the hospital.

• Elizabeth Afton is actually a psychopathic and a manipulative child. She takes after William more than ever due to favoritism by her father and possible preexisting mental conditions (still debating on it). Even before becoming Circus Baby, she had tendencies to manipulate and lie to get what she want or to pin the blame on her brothers.

• Evan Afton possess the Golden Fredbear plushie rather than Fredbear due to the fact he ended up dying with the plushie in his arms rather than in Fredbears jaw. Michael found out after witnessing the plushie moving around and even calling him a jerk in the middle of the night for killing him. Needless to say, Evan did forgive Michael after realizing that Mike truly regretted what happened and the fact he was trying to do his best to atone with what happened and investigate the deaths around Freddy’s.

• Michael Afton was sixteen or seventeen when he was scooped by his own sister and the animatronics that formed Ennard. This happened in 1987 before the events of FNAF 2. He was either twelve or thirteen when the bite of 83 happened. As a result, Michael Afton never got a chance to graduate from high school, go to college or have a future family due to being scooped and turned into a tall teenaged purple zombie. (This part could change later on the more I flesh out stuff).

• Mike and Charlie were best friends and Mike often considered that they could have been more than friends in the future. However that was ruined when Charlie was murdered by William. After being scooped and trying to investigate his own home once he got back control of his own body, he discovered that William was the one responsible for her death. Mike was beyond pissed and when he encountered William in Fazbear Frights, he made it clear by using a crowbar on Springtraps kneecaps.

• Springtrap’s weakness is its knees. William Afton had sensitive knees before being springlocked into Spring Bonnie and that transferred over due to mixture of flesh and metal blending together. He learned this the hard way when Mike found him at Fazbear Frights and took a crowbar to his dad’s kneecaps on the day he first committed arson. William had managed to drag himself out of the fire but not without more damage to the suit. Even when he became ScrapTrap, his knees are always a weakness.

• Jeremy Fitzgerald is a veteran of Urgent Fury, having served in the 82nd Airborne. He’s not the same age as Michael nor knows him (sorry JereMike fans). He is the bite Victim of 87 and later on the same Jeremy in the VR department of Help Wanted.

• Mike Schmidt is actually a real person along with a fake name Michael Afton used in 1993. Mike Schmidt was the brother of Clara Schmidt who is Michael’s mom. He actually is the only member alive connected to the Afton family along with Michael (despite being a zombie). He is the one who encounters Michael and learned what the hell happened to him when they actually tried to apply around the same time at Freddy’s in 1993. In exchange for letting Michael use his name and getting this job, Mike began investigating Fazbear Entertainment and other places more easily than Michael while Michael was investigating on the inside at night due to his undead nature. Mike continued to help Michael even after the events of the Pizzeria simulator when Micheal Afton finally passed away in the flames. Mike was the one to make sure Michael was buried properly and given a place to rest.

• Gregory is not a robot or the crying child reincarnated. Rather he is the reincarnation Michael Afton given another chance at life (without realizing it) as well as in a position to stop William Afton again along with his followers. Hence why he’s a gremlin and has prior experience with certain tasks or knows stuff others don’t know.


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FNAF Movie Mike Gets Banned From The Pizzaplex..

FNAF movie Mike gets banned from the Pizzaplex..

William, meet Crowbar. Crowbar, meet William’s kneecaps. (Part Two)

The first thing that Springtrap/William Afton noticed when he woke up was the loud blasting of music coming from the security guard’s office. To his ears, it was horrible with the electric guitars that his eldest brat of a kid, Michael, used to listen to and tried playing before he sold it after Evan died. The thought of Michael made him laugh as he recalled how he sent his oldest son to Circus Baby’s Rentals to ensure that he would be killed by Elizabeth and the other robots. It meant he no longer had to worry about any loose ends and while he was concerned after Elizabeth’s location, he was positive she would survive. After all, she was just like him. He would step into the office with his usual ear piercing death screech only for a long clang and immense amount of pain in his knee caps. He would instantly fall forward and held his knee as he cursed loudly. “Oh bloody fucking hell! My knee!” Springtrap would glance up to see who the culprit was which started down at him hold a slightly dented crowbar in his hands. The security guard that he had been stalking and tormenting for months wore a pair of jeans, sneakers and a black hoodie which covered his face for a moment save for the ballcap sticking out underneath it. He also had a backpack on his back and a golden Fredbear plushie standing on his shoulder. Wait. A Golden Fredbear plushie!? The music would kick up into the main lyrics of London Calling by the Clash to which the figure smirked. Michael pulled away his hood to reveal his blackened hair and purple skin with a grin and white eyed glare leveled at his father. “Hello, deadbeat. Remember me? Your favorite son, Michael!” He smashed the crowbar into the other knee which made the animatronic holler in pain. How and why the old man felt pain as a corpse in a furry robotic suit was beyond Michael but he didn’t care because it felt satisfying. Apparently Evan was getting into it as well as he waved a tiny soft arm around. “Hit him in the face, Mike!” He called out which made Springtrap’s eyes widened. The animatronic stared at the Fredbear plushie in shock the same time Michael was swinging again. “Wait! Evan!” He tried before he got his head bashed by the crowbar. Michael proceeded to violently beat the damn deadbeat called his father with the crowbar, further denting the tool along with his father’s robotic body. During this, the place starting to catch fire from the sparks hitting the gasoline inside the building that was spread out earlier by Michael. However the brothers seemed to be focused on beating their father to notice.  Michael smashed the crowbar down on Springtrap’s left arm, shattering it the lower part and revealing a broken bone. He was ready to strike again when Evan began screaming and panicking. “AH!!! IT BURNS!! I’M ON FIRE!” The young terrified voice made the undead teen snap out of it and drop the crowbar. He quickly grabbed the Fredbear and began to pat out the flames while starting to run out the office. He leaped over the fallen Springtrap as he began to hear the screams of William. “NO! MICHAEL! DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!!!” Springtrap begged as he wasn’t able to move currently due to being stunned by the beating. However the teenager just turned to him and gave him a middle finger before slamming the door shut, leaving him trapped inside the fire. Michael rushed over to the car and carefully set down Evan to examine the body. “Evan. Are you still there?” He questioned in concern as he examined the slightly burnt plushie. There was a heavy concern it was too late and he was gone until he heard his brother’s voice again. “I’m weaker but I think I could recover. I just...I just don’t know how much longer I can last really.” He replied as he looked up at his brother. Michael frowned as he carefully picked him up into his arms and got him into the car with him. He watched from inside the car as Fazbear Fright’s burned in the night, sending fire and smoke into the sky. He started up the car and began to drive away, not wanting to deal with authorities when the fire department and police arrive. Hopefully this should end his father. If not, he wasn’t sure how they would track him down. “Alright. I think...I think we need to head back to Uncle Mike and see if we can lay low with him for a while. Try to see if we can fix you up and wait for news.” Michael replied, talking about the boys’ uncle, Mike Schmidt, from their mom’s side. He continued down the road at a normal pace, watching as emergency vehicles such as police and fire trucks roar past him in the other lane towards the fire. For now, he just drove but let a smirk rest on his face as it did feel great to beat his father’s kneecaps with a crowbar. That and if William returned, he knew where to hit him hard.


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Lets Be Real: If Anyone Was Going To Give Scar A Public Dressing Down, It Was Going To Be Lila.
Lets Be Real: If Anyone Was Going To Give Scar A Public Dressing Down, It Was Going To Be Lila.

Let’s be real: if anyone was going to give Scar a Public Dressing Down, it was going to be Lila.

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Cold War/ARMA AU

The idea came to me randomly one day after playing Arma Reforger and when I noticed the dates, I got an idea. Instead of going to the sister location in 1987 in my main headcanon, Michael decided to stay with his uncle and when he turned eighteen, he enlisted in the Army to get as far away from his dad as possible. Now the death of Evan was ruled as an accident and OSHA violations for manipulation of the amount of pressure used for the jaw (spoiler alert: William was tampering with Fredbear), which results in Michael still qualifying to be able to enlist in late 1988 or early 1989. After completing basic training and his subsequent, Private First Class Michael Afton would be assigned to the garrison at Everon, right as relations between the US and Soviet Union deteriorate over said islands. This results in Michael involved in combat as the fight for Everon begins along with the count down towards midnight.

Bonus Call:

“Dammit, dad. What do you want?” Michael griped as he was on a pay phone after receiving constant bombardment of mail sent over the past few months from his old man. Currently they actually managed to find a line that wasn’t destroyed yet so everyone was getting a chance to call home. Michael went last because he knew his father would be a pain to deal with. That and he could hear him slur his words from likely drinking his ass off again.

“Michael. Michael my boy. I need you to get your sister from Circus Babies. She needs your help.” William slurred out in his drunken voice, a few hiccups breaking up his words.

“Well I can’t help Elizabeth. She’s dead along with everyone else so stop trying to get me to apply to your damn workplace when I’m currently in the Army!” He replied back sharply, rather annoyed by the insane ramblings of his drunken dad. “Look. If going to Circus Baby’s is so important to you, then you can go. Because right now, I’m in no such position to do so nor would I want to given we are at war right now.”

“Michael. Don’t you love your family? Why won’t you help her? I don’t think I can do so. We need you.” He stammered out in his drunken stupor to which Mike shook his head in disbelief. “Dad. You’re drunk. Stop sending me these job applications and do it yourself. You run the place after all so you know better than I do. All I know is how to set up fortifications and camps along with killing hostile soldiers.”

“Oh. I see how it is. That’s why you enlisted. You wanted to seek the thrill of killing again, like how your brother-.” Michael hanged up immediately as the sore topic was brought up, grabbing his rifle and helmet to leave and rejoin everyone else in the makeshift camp.


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