Negativelily - Lily’s Corner

thinking about all the times george has pretended to give a blowie on main

come on over, ive got the manager by the scruff of the neck yeah ive gone "GIMME ME FUCKIN CHIPS" BANG! the managers on the floor, red nose, fuckin knocked out in the cold, SECURITY's come over, i've gone "FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF." DOOSH! 3 of them, all knocked out, RIOT police come in, i thought "aww, let's all have it" all of them fuckin' like this: "GET YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR" ive gone honestly boys im not joking, im talkin BACKFLIPPED, OVER ALL THE BULLETS, LANDED ON THE VAN like a proper SPIDER-MAN, landed on the van and i PICKED the top up, ive gone: "I JUST WANT MY CHIIIIPS" THREW THE VAN ACROSS THE MOTORWAY. M62'S NOW SHUT OFF CAUSE IVE JUST FUCKEN LOBBED A VAN ON THERE, yeah, the ARMY are coming in TANKS, the tanks, y'aight? the tank, BOOSH! i jump ON the missile, glide home.

anon tbis brang a tear to my eye

I wanna know what people's fave ice cream flavors are so reblog and put it in the tags if you choose "other". There are wayyy too many flavours to put into a poll so I'm putting the three main ones up against each other.

have yall seen this

i need to look after george memeulous