Harry: *calls Draco*
Harry: *calls Draco*
Draco: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS CALLING- *sweetly* Hello?
Harry: Hey, you doing anything?
Draco: *in the middle of an interrogation, surrounded by seventeen death eaters, floating upside down by his toes* No, I'm free
Harry: See you in five?
Draco: Kay. *hangs up* *turns back to angry mob* So, I have a hot date on the way, if you could just wrap this up...
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when crabbe realises something draco doesn’t
draco: i’m gonna send this drawing of potter getting hit by a lightning bolt to insult him
crabbe: wow draco that’s actually pretty nice
draco: yeah but first i’m going to fold it into a paper swan
crabbe: what?
draco: yeah and then i’m going to send it flying to his desk by blowing it with a kiss
crabbe:
draco: take notes crabbe that’s how you treat enemies
pansy: relax. just act like your usual self. mature.
draco: mature. got it.
[later on a date]
harry: so what do you like to do for fun?
draco, in a deep, serious voice: taxes.

HARRY: I’m going to try with everything I’ve got—to be a good dad for you. ALBUS: And I’ll try and be a better son.
- Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act Four, Scene Fifteen
19 years later has finally come :)
EVERYDAY
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

Would definitely read a fic with this 🖤