Neko-neri - NekoNeri

I can totally imagine a conversation like:

P: I want a child with you, but that means I’ll have to give up my physical fo-

R: It’s already incubating

P: What?!

R: it’s *burps* already incubating.

P: But my gem, they are supposed to enheri..

R: I synthesized an artificial equivalent derived fr*burp*om your original gem, he will emerges age 14 like Morty and have all the k*burp*nowledge a pearl would have, without the burden of their “original” purpose…

Pearl:

literally this person is so powerful

To Infinity and Beyond!!!

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.