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Hero/Villain snippets/stories:
A Rescue?
Heroâs Teddy Bear
Defiance
*Too Many Beds
A Blurry Encounter
Thatâs Not Help
The Art of Being a Good Hostage
Spy? (Spy: Part One)
Youâre Gonna Go Far, Kid (Spy: Part Two)
*Chomp
Fall
A New Nemesis
Spontaneous Parenthood
Rain Check
HOT TO GO
This Is Love- *Run, Betrayal, and Bank Robbery
Vigilante Was Running
*Pistachio Was Missing
Calling In Sick
A Silent Movie
Just a Kid
Overexertion
A Gambit
For the Greater Good
A Familiar Face
A Diagnosis
Bad News
Alone
Limits (Donât Forget to Take Your Meds)
Pinned
Small Mercies
Achoo!
Ice Cream Truck
Former Hero Gets a Wheelchair
*Unnatural
The Point/Captured
*Hero and Villain Go to Build-a-Bear
Hero and Villain Go to a Pumpkin Patch
Hero and Villain Go Tubing
Hero and Villain Go to Sky Zone
*Choo Choo/The Briefcase pt. 1
Honk Honk/The Briefcase pt. 2
Searching
Nobody But You
Hero/Villain ideas/prompts:
Chronically Ill Hero
Bargaining
Poetry/Vents: (themes of)
Long Slender Fingers (degenerative illness, gifted kid burnout/not living up to potential)
I Miss Being Warm (illness, loss)
I Want to Fail (failure, ruminating on mistakes)
No Lollipop (medical trauma)
themes are just my personal significance, anything is up for interpretation
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Searching
She stepped carefully across the gravel that filled the lot behind the abandoned building. Her eyes flicked from side to side, searching between the broken cars and machinery that littered the surrounding area, searching for any sign of him. She had scoured the entire town for any account of a sighting, any tip as to where the villain may have been. This location had been her first leadâ a sighting reported by a gentleman in ragged clothes who had since migrated to the other end of town. She moved as quietly as possible, on the very off chance that someone was around this part of town at this time of day. It was the evening, about six oâclock, rush hour was over and the working class had already returned to their homes. This part of town was mainly abandoned anyway, the only intact buildings around had weathered for-lease signs and most businesses had long since moved on. She desperately hoped to find something, anything here that could aid in her mission. The man she searched for had so far proven himself to be a ghostâ not a trace left or seen anywhere.
That wasnât going to stop her though.
She peeked into an old truck bed, and her eyes zeroed in on a piece of clothing that had been discarded in the corner. It was the most out-of-place article that she had encountered so far. Temporarily, poorly-contained optimism clouded her senses as she reached for the dark blue fabric. Too late she heard the crunch of rocks underneath the heel of a boot. Too late she tried to spin around, only for her body to be slammed into the tailgate of the old red truck, her outstretched arm now twisted painfully behind her back. Before she could finish the groan that escaped her lips when her stomach collided with the rusted metal, a second hand reached and grabbed the large knife she had sheathed at her hip. She attempted to crane her neck back unsuccessfully as her concealed weapons were one by one removed from her person by a skilled hand that worked quicker than she could process. Adrenaline rushed through her veins as she attempted to thrash and kick back at her assailant. Her free arm tried desperately to claw or reach for any remaining knives. Unfortunately, the figure behind her held strong and worked fast, their now-free hand tangling itself into her hair and pushing her head down, erasing any chance of catching a glimpse of its owner. Her mind raced now that her protections had disappeared and she was clearly outmatched in strength. However, her rapid thoughts froze immediately after a voice spoke behind her.
âLooking for someone?â
She couldnât speak. She could barely breathe. She knew better than to get excited at a stupid piece of cloth. She had training and yet she had managed to be bested in a matter of seconds.
This wasnât supposed to happen. It wasnât supposed to go this way.
Her thoughts came to a screeching halt once again as the figure pressed up against her back and warm breath met her ear.
âCause I donât appreciate people sniffing around in my business.â
No.
Thereâs no way this was him. This was just supposed to be a lead. She was not prepared to actually encounter anyone yet, let alone him. This was supposed to take months maybe even yearsâŚ
And yet she had found him.
No. He had found her.
The hand in her hair yanked back before releasing and returning to pull her other hand behind her back, attaching her wrists together with the zip of a plastic tie. Before she could think of using the opportunity to twist around and use her legs to her advantageâhowever stupid that may have been now that she was unarmed and her opponent was now definitely notâshe was manhandled back by her wrists and forced onto her knees by a swift kick to the back of her legs. Gravel dug into her skin through her pants and she gritted her teeth.
A sudden anger surged within her. She had just let this happen. Why didnât she fight harder? Why didnât she know someone was behind her? She should have scouted the place out faster, been more prepared for a fight. Truth was she was too stunned to do anything. She was unprepared and all of her opportunities were lost.
She took in her new situation. Weaponless, on her knees in unfamiliar territory with an unknown assailant.
âThat was way too easy for someone whoâs shown as much tenacity as you. You just couldnât let it go, could you? You knew youâd find nothing and yet you continued to look. Iâm sure you were warned, so why? Why search for a ghost whose notoriety means only certain death for you?â
She stayed silent, her eyes trained on the ground. She didnât dare take her sights off the grey rocks. If it was really him, he couldnât know who she was. Why she was here.
Not yet at least.
âThe way I see it, you must have a damn good reason for coming here. And by here I donât just mean this side of the tracks. So I think Iâm gonna meet the person in front of me, whether you like it or not.â
Still, she didnât provide a response. Even as she sensed him stepping closer.
âAfter all, you could have fought harder.â
And DAMN him. She knew she could have. She knew she should haveâŚ
But he was right. She had a damn good reason. Because he knew everything.
Everything she needed to know.
She fought the urge to slam her head into his at his whisper in the close proximity. He seemed to have sensed this by the twitch of her neck in his direction.
âTrait number one: smart. That move would definitely not have earned you any points. I believe I sense a bit of feistiness in you too. I like it.â
The hand returned to her hair and soon her face met the ground, her nose crunching with the gravel as blood began to trickle down her face without her hands to break the fall.
âBut you know what I donât like? People who donât listen when I speak. I said, âwho are you?ââ
The force on her head multiplied and she turned her neck so that her mouth could suck in much needed air. A knee pressed into her back, keeping her down.
âYou technically never said that, and I am smarter than to answer that anyway,â she forced the words past her lips in a manner just short of a chuckle.
âDefinitely feisty. Smart-ass may be more accurate.â
His grip lightened and she was pulled back upright by a strong hand clamped on her shoulder. In front of her, a view was revealed of the sun dipping below the trees across the lot, the sky turning a fiery orange at the horizon. Each object around the lot cast a long shadow in the evening light, each stretching out towards her like they wished to envelop her in their darkness.
She almost wished they could.
But she had finally found what she was looking for.
Now what?
âSo Ms. Smart-and-feisty, to what do I owe the pleasure of being the object of your obsession?â
The Point (Captured)
âFirst of all, Iâd like to start us off with a big âfuck you.ââ
The villain had been quiet for way too long, sitting in that chair across from the hero just staring at them. It was quite frankly unnerving, and the hero wasnât going to stand for it. Well, technically they werenât going to stand for anything, considering they had just woken up tied to a chair, but the point still stood (unlike the hero of course).
âWhat makes you think you get to start us off?â The villain asked, amused. They didnât change their position, still sitting casually across the room with one ankle crossed over the other thigh, aside from the smirk that now spread unapologetically across their face.
âYour utter lack of manners for one,â the hero began, âFor two I would say the absence of a gag in my mouth. For three, that stupid face youâre making that was practically begging for me to break the silence first.â
âMy lack of manners? I hardly remember calling your face stupid,â the villain retorted, mock offense lighting up his eyes.
A fair point, but one the hero would ignore nonetheless.
âAnd I donât remember kidnapping and drugging you and letting you wake up in an undisclosed location tied to a chair while I stare at you without saying a word for ten whole minutes!â
âTen whole minutes huh? I donât remember putting a clock in this room.â The villain made a show of looking around the walls, which were disturbingly bare. The villain really hadnât put much of anything in this room, let alone a time piece.
âMaybe I was keeping the time by counting your number of blinks. The world knows thereâs not much else to do in here.â
The hero rolled their head back, stretching their neck and letting out a therapeutic sigh.
âMy apologies for not entertaining you enough.â The villain stood and swept an arm out theatrically. âIâll be sure to remedy that for future captives.â
The hero rolled their eyes before leveling the approaching villain with a dead pan stare.
âWhy am I here, Villain?â
âWouldnât you like to know?â they drawled, but spared the hero any dramatic circling around their chair.
âYes, thatâs why I- Hey! Whatâs that for?!â The hero sounded equal parts startled and offended as their eyes flicked from the knife held in the villains hand them back to the villains face.
âYou are a prisoner you know. And Iâm a villain,â the villain mused, entertained but also annoyed by the heroâs lack of a fearful reaction.
âAnd you havenât even asked me anything yet! Since when do you partake in pointless torture?â The hero strained to sit up taller in their bonds, genuinely affronted by the villainâs behavior.
The villain flicked the dagger through their fingers.
âPointless? The point would be fun, my dear hero,â they chuckled, looking down to focus their eyes on the blade.
âSadist.â
âMasochist,â the villain shot back, smiling.
âOkay yeah, maybe a little,â the hero relented, but no shame showed on their face as they produced a smile to match the villainâs.
They always were a fun pair.
Nobody But You
I was too late.
I knew this as certain as I knew the Sun would rise in the morning. It was confirmed by the burning of my lungs as I breathed in the smoke and ashes that were once the people and place I had come to save. Stray embers kicked up by my boots singed the skin of my bare arms, making my failure all too evident as I traipsed through the fresh graveyard that used to be my home. I ignored the pain, and continued undeterred. It was nothing compared to what had happened to them. I was supposed to save them, the least I could do was stay and watch them burn.
My foot connected unexpectedly with the hard shell of what I could only assume to be bone. Tears sprung to my eyes, but I blamed the burning on the inhospitable environment and blinked them away. I already knew they were all dead, a reminder should mean nothing to me. I tried to focus straight ahead and keep moving, but instead my eyes connected with the remains of a charred doll with blonde hair dyed dark with soot and burned short by fire. It wore clothes of bright colors, standing out against the grey and black that blanketed the ground as far as I could see. A perfect mirror.
I loosed a scream of anguish that left my throat rawer than before. The sound carried wide across the open plain. It didnât matter.
There was no one here but me.
No one but me-
And Him.
A figure stood tall and alone on the other side of what should have been a joyful place full of people, full of children, full of families, full of couples, full of love-
I had never been in love.
I had never been anywhere close, never so much as kissed a peer in school behind the gym, never held hands with the neighbor under the big oak tree, never confessed crushes with my best friend during a late-night sleepover.
I wondered, now, what it was really like.
How did it feel to carry another in your heart, to be connected so intimately? Was it heavy? How did it feel to be carried in the heart of another, to trust so deeply? Was it freeing?
I knew of butterflies, the so-described fluttering of the stomach that sounded curiously close to fear. Fear, I had felt before. I knew it well.
Now, however, I felt no fear. There was nothing left to fear; the worst had already happened.
When I found myself standing in front of the man responsible for destroying everything I had ever known, there were no butterflies. The only thing I felt in my stomach now was a deep, cavernous pit.
I longed for comfort, for warmth, for the chatter and bustling that should have surrounded me here. Instead, I heard only a solitary voice, smug and victorious.
âHow does it feel? To lose?â
Heavy.
I heard once that, sometimes, love hurts. I was definitely hurting now.
Certainly, it was not supposed to feel like this, tinged with a festering hatred, full of a craving for anything, and topped with inexperience and confusion.
I looked into his darkened eyes, reflective of what he had done. We were close, too close for being in such a vast and empty place.
I did not know what love felt like, but I knew what it felt to be desperate for it.
Although I knew this wasnât right, that this was no where near âgoodâ or âhealthyâ or ânormalâ or true love, I also knew it was as close as I would ever get.
I was out of time. For me, there was no later, there was no where else, there was no one else.
Not anymore.
And so, when I found a pair of lips hovering so very close to mine, I closed my eyes and shut out the decimated landscape. In that moment, I could almost believe that this wasnât the same man that guaranteed I would never get the chance to experience the very thing we were pretending to have. We kissed, and he held me close with the very same hands that brought such catastrophic loss and devastation into my life. I let myself fall into the feeling, get lost in the touchesâwrong as it all was.
Freedom.
It was over.
The hero and the villain is cuddling
Villain held the Hero in their lap, on the bed, in their bedroom. Surprising, I know. They sighed softly, burrying their face in Hero's hair.
"...You've changed me, Hero. You've made me see things differently, made me reconsider my path as a villain. You know, I used to revel in the chaos and destruction, in being the bad guy" Villain spoke lowly, a smile tugged on their face as they looked back on the years.
"But now... now I don't know if I can go back to that. Not when I have you."
The hero tilted their head up to meet Villain's face with a smile. They turn around on the bed so they were meeting Villain's face, placing their hands on Villain's chest.
"Id appreciate if you change your ways for the better but... Honestly? Ill accept anything, from your worst to your best. everything. You could burn the world and I'd still let you in my heart the next day..as much as I hate it" The hero spoke, meetin Villain's sharp green eyes as Hero chuckled.
Hero was laughing, Villain thought. Laughing and smiling and safe in their arms. True genuine happiness, they couldn't believe their luck. Hell, they couldn't believe their fate! It was so far different from when Hero tried to stop him. The fierceness and determined look, not that Villain was complaining, changed to this..vulnurable love.
Villain would be damned before something ever happens to their Hero.
Song inspiration :
This is Love (3 hero/villain snippets)
(All based on the song âThis is Loveâ by Air Traffic Controller)
1. Run
âVillain,â Hero acknowledged with a slight inclination of their head. âBack again so soon?â
âWhat can I say,â Villain grinned back, all teeth. âI just love to pick a fight.â
Hero readies themselves for the inevitable attack, planting their feet wider and placing a hand on one of several throwing knives strapped to their thigh.
âThis time, I wonât let you win,â declared Villain.
Hero did not bother to indulge the jab, instead focusing on the move that they intended to distract from. Villainâs own knife sailed past them on the right as they dodged smoothly to the left.
Quick to respond, Hero sent two of their blades into the air in rapid succession. They both narrowly missed the target, one drawing just a single drop of blood from Villainâs ear.
Villain rolled, ducking behind a barrel before popping out the other side while simultaneously loosing their last long range dagger.
Hero tracked them easily, and they were ready to block the blow with a makeshift shield. The knife lodged itself in the wooden board and Hero chucked it back to the side where they had found it.
âGet your blood pumping yet?â Villain called from behind the corner of the brick building they had moved to.
âNot hardly,â Hero replied, palming two more daggers and stalking towards the alley in which they heard the villainâs voice.
âDonât worry,â Hero turned the corner just in time to see the maniacal grin spread across Villainâs face. âI have just the thing.â
Hero raised their throwing arms just as Villain reached into their back waistband and pulled out a gun.
âNow, letâs see how fast you can run.â
2. Betrayal
(tw: mention of past abuse, mention of suicidal ideation, toxic relationship)
âIâm an idiot for thinkingâŚall those late shifts, God, I just thought you were saving up for us! To think you were out thereâŚ.doing, doing thoseâŚthose things,â she spat, and she didnât stop there. âAnd the laundry, GOD I praised you for helping out. I didnât thinkâŚwhy would I ever think! The hydrogen peroxideâŚthe cold cycles!â Her voice carried nothing but despair when she realized, âEverytime I thought you were spoiling me, you were really just destroying evidence! Oh my god, and the gifts-â
âI was going to tell you,â Villain replied evenly, holding his hands up placatingly.
âDonât you even start with me. Where is this necklace from?â She questioned, looping a finger under the chain and shaking the charm violently, âDid you get it from that heist I heard about? The one two towns over, out that old highway-â Lover paused to suck in a affronted breath before she renewed, âWhere did you get my ring! I swear to god, if you got my engagement ring off some poor dead woman before you got down on one knee-â
âI bought that ring. How could you ever think I could do that to you-â Villain responded with only the smallest hint of malice in his tone.
âYou could kill me! And maybe you should!â Lover shouted, before sinking to their knees on the kitchen floor, body racked with sobs. âGod, Iâm stupid. Iâm so, so STUPID.â
Villain stared at the form of his lover, fallen to the tiles, curled up against a wooden cabinet. His face didnât change, remaining impassive as he kneeled beside the love of his life.
âI knew it would go like this,â he started with what seemed like calmness, but if you knew him well enoughâlike Lover didâyou would know that this was his true anger. âYou say that we are partners, we fall in love, we get married,â something like disdain crept in between his words, âbut once you see the darkness, you get uncomfortable and you forget all about who I really am-â
Lover scoffed loudly, a sound Villain would have been pleased to hear from her if directed at anyone else.
âYou must love playing the victim. Do you actually believe that? That I couldnât handle this?â
âI was good once, you know? I couldâve been what you wanted, back then, before my father beat it out of me,â he spoke matter-of-factly, voice devoid of any emotion.
âYou know, what youâre doing out thereâŚ,â Lover shook her head. âYouâre just a part of a pattern. When you make others feel your pain, youâre just continuing the cycle. And youâve done nothing to get out!â She explained. âGod, Villain, what if we had kids?!â
Lover slowly pulled herself up off the ground, clutching the countertop for balance.
âEveryone whoâs tried to fix me knows that I canât change. This is just who I am. I could promise you that Iâll try. Then youâll forgive me, and then weâll move on andâlike alwaysânothing will really change. Youâll play house and pretend everything isnât the exact same-â
âI am not your past lovers, Villain. Do not make assumptions about my decisions,â her words burned with thinly-veiled fury. âI want this to work. I really do. I love you.â She added, some doubt creeping, âItâs pathetic, I know. Especially to someone like you-â
âItâs not pathetic to love me. This is love, and Iâm not going to just let you leave like it was nothing. Iâm a jealous fool who wonât let go. You know that. I donât want to see you with someone else,â he admitted, and he spoke it like a true confession.
âThen work with me! Letâs make up for it. All of it. Letâs do good,â she clasped his hands and looked up at his face, trying to catch his eyes.
âWhat if I donât want to do good? If I was sorry for my actions, I would have shame. I would never stoop as low as to have pride in what I do. You should be disgusted by me,â he stared past his fiancĂŠe towards the window above the sink and watched the evening light filter through.
âYou really are a fool. Donât you understand?â Lover grabbed him by the chin and forced him to meet her gaze. âI would've taken you. Skeletons and all. If you had just told me. You didnât have to hide. We could've figured it out together. Weâre supposed to do this together.â She held up her ring finger to punctuate her point.
âItâs too late now,â he tried to break away, but Lover held strong, âI've got nothing left to give you. Without you I have nothing. No laughs. No joy. No reason to live. This is over.â
âYou cannot put that on me. Thatâs not fair. Youâre sick. This kind of love will only make you mad,â Lover defended, but it didnât seem to Villain like she really believed it. Her face fell, like she could hear the untruth in her words, too.
âIâm sorry, Lover.â
âI know, baby. I know.â
âŚ
Lover had no regrets as she perched on the rooftop with Villain, hiding in the shadows and waiting for the target to pass by. A figure crossed the street below them, and they both smiled.
âFuck it, this is love.â
3. Bank Robbery
Hero struggled fiercely against the two men at her sides, jerking her arms where they held her and cursing when they didnât budge. These guys were ridiculously strong, and impassive to any of her attempts to free herself. Both their expressions were hidden behind black ski masks, which naturally made them hard to read. She was actively trying to jam one in the foot when another man approached.
âAh ah,â tutted the third man, obviously the leader and the only one who had spoken thus far. âDo I really need to say it?â He asked as he rested the butt of the gun against Heroâs forehead.
Hero went still but continued to glare into the mask of the man in front of her. Unfortunately, this only seemed to amuse him.
Outside, the other heroes could be heard arriving. Deafening sirens and the cheer of the crowd gave them away easily. Hero couldnât see the leaderâs face, but she could somehow still swear he grinned and his eyes lit up with glee.
He placed his hands on both of her shoulders as he spoke, âPerfect, now you can actually be of some use.â At the same time, the two burly men released her.
Before Hero had time to start formulating any sort of a plan, the leader used his hands to shove her out in front of him, making her stumble towards the doors. Hero whipped back around to face him, not wanting any of these people to be out of her line of sight for long.
âI think youâd better tell your friends to go,â he suggested, then added casually, âAnd if you try to talk to someone, well then,â He gestured lazily with his weapon, pointing it towards the cowering mass of civilians across the room, âsomeone has to die.â
Hero could hear the quiet whimpering of some of the hostages as she walked towards the door. She was shadowed by one of the men that had held her earlier, no doubt so he could listen in on anything she did (or didnât) say.
Great, so these criminals werenât quite as dumb as they looked.
With no other reasonable course of action coming to mind, Hero crossed the lobby with a straight back and chin held high.
âI have it handled, guys,â she called out conversationally when she reached the glass entryway. âSeriously, go home.â
Hero threw back a glance to the group of robbers, and she once again found herself with the uncanny feeling of being able to tell the leaderâs expressionâthis time, a sneer.
So definitely not what he was going for. Oh well, he should have been more specific. Hero certainly wasnât going to go beg. That just wasnât in the job description.
Confident in her attempt, Hero walked back towards the vault and shrugged her shoulders.
âI tried.â
She could hear the snarl in his voice when he spoke.
âYou think thatâs funny? Iâll show you whatâs funny-â
Except, he never got the chance. You see, all Hero ever really had to do was rile them up. After that, criminals basically do the job for you.
He was too blinded by anger to see her grab for his gun, and his lackeys were too busy underestimating her to bother to point their own weapons in her direction.
When glass shattered and the rest of the heroes busted in, all the soon-to-be-prisoners were already on the ground.
âI told you guys, I had it handled.â