This Is The Greatest Thing Ever Made. I Hope Whoever Made This Doesnt Step On A Lego, Both Sides Of Their

This is the greatest thing ever made. I hope whoever made this doesn’t step on a lego, both sides of their pillow are cold, and everytime they step on a leaf that it crunches.

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

Do you trust me?( A Star Trek fanfic)Pt.1

Walking up to the house, I stop and look at the work we have to do. We bought this place for cheep, it was a rundown farmhouse, the windows needed to be replaced and the paint was peeling. When I'm done here this place will be gorgeous, everything is going to be restored to it's original glory. Annie, Sara, Joy, Natalie, and myself got this place so we could help each other out. Natalie is my daughter, by tomorrow she'll be five. Her father left me when she was born, not wanting a kid. "Hey, help us out, would ya!" Joy yells. She's a short, slightly heavy, brunette girl with chocolate brown eyes. She has skin much more tan than mine. Her messy hair was up in a bun and she was holding the box with our kitchen supplies. " If you wouldn't carry the heaviest box you wouldn't need help you Dolt!"Annie yells back at her. It seems a majority of my friends are brunettes, that and they have hazel, brown, or green eyes. Never blue. Anyways, Annie has green eyes and is almost as pale as me but not quite, she has moles on her face and always has nude makeup one, except for lipstick, she doesn't usually wear lipstick. In her arms is a box of dvds, we don't have that many. One of her dark eyebrows is arched as she looks at Joy. Her pink lips are pursed, she has that 'you are so stupid' look on her face. Sighing I watch as Natalie and Sara help take bags of clothes out of the car. Sara is one of the few blonde friends I have, with her dark eyes and short height she could be mistaken for a child, she's short enough for the look. Her face ruins that though, she looks as mature as she is, with her slim jawline and defined cheekbones. She doesn't wear makeup as much, that doesn't mean she won't just put some on for no reason. "Mama, Mama! Look at the cool bug I found!" Natalie yells at me. She looks almost exactly like me, from her dark, red but brown hair that is unruly curly, to the eyes, the teal eyes. While mine are more on the blue side, her's have a bit more green. She has my freckles and my ungodly pale skin. She's probably going to be taller than me when she gets older, seeing as I've been 5'6 since 6th grade. She was looking at a beetle that was scurrying across the ground. Laughing, I walk over and help to unload the little stuff we have. I look around one last time before heading inside to help unpack.

You know what, some of the questions at least started with a "D", but how in fucks name to you get Delaware out of Ace Hardware??? Like????? Explain, I'm begging you to explain.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

When Bones is told to put his frustration and anger into something creative…

U gotta post the rest of Do You Trust Me

I will whenever I get around to it. Which may be never, idk.🥲

Do you trust me? Pt.4

" You got one too?" " Yeah, I did." I turn around to see Annie, she holds up her letter. The same as mine just without my name. " We should accept." " I can't leave Natalie." " Joy can watch her, Mrs. Kelly can help too." "I-I guess." I agree. There's nothing much we can do. If I accept then I can do some good with my life, save lives, stop wars, and so much more. I call the number on the letter. "Hello?" " Hi, this is Isabella Sackfield, I wish to apply to Starfleet." " To be what exactly?" Crap, I didn't think about that. I'll go with whatever I say first. " A captain." " Alright, the next shuttle to the academy leaves on September 3rd. Have your bags packed and labeled with your name, age, and what you are going to be. Thank you for your application." I turn around to face Annie and say " I leave in two weeks, that Sunday to be exact." " I called too, I leave with you. We'll have to tell Joy and Sara." Fuck, we do " You tell them and Mrs. Kelly. I should pack." I know we have two weeks but I need to talk to Natalie. She'll be devastated if I die or anything happens to me. I let a single tear fall down my face as I walk up the creaky stairs. I have to be strong for her and prove that I'm better than most think I am. I have to prove them wrong. The two weeks pass quickly, Joy and Sara are going to let Mrs. Kelly live with them and pay for her house so she can go back there at any given time. Annie and I say our goodbyes before leaving. This is the second house I've left in what could be the last time. We make it to the shuttle and I place my bags in a separate one. We fly up to the academy to start a new adventure in our lives.